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I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney
than to take a ride from Ted Kennedy!
2006-08-10 09:12:40 · 16 answers · asked by educated guess 5 in Cars & Transportation ➔ Commuting
unless ur a hemroid get off my ***
2006-08-10 13:14:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than riding in a car with Laura Bush
2006-08-10 09:28:13 · answer #2 · answered by uberknowing 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw this one in San Jose's silicon valley years ago: Real men don't have floppy disc's. Another memorable one was on a Dodge Ram pickup being fueled by an obvious lesbian: Girlie Ram.
2006-08-10 18:24:16 · answer #3 · answered by luther 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop honking! I'm on the PHONE!
It's only funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's HYSTERICAL!
2006-08-11 02:33:07 · answer #4 · answered by Me again 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
0-Bitc* in 60 seconds
2006-08-11 01:09:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw one in Texas that said,"Jesus is coming. Look busy!"
2006-08-10 09:17:20 · answer #6 · answered by starrynight1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad Cop ! No donuts.
2006-08-10 13:52:42 · answer #7 · answered by fem40_98 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw one that said "Freelance Gynecologist"
2006-08-10 09:18:03 · answer #8 · answered by countrygirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its all fun and games till they look in the trunk...
2006-08-10 17:25:46 · answer #9 · answered by ☠Naz☠ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Insured by MAFIA. You hit me, we hit you!!!
The fun starts @ 100 MPH!!!
I was born free, now I'm expensive!!!
2006-08-10 09:23:59 · answer #10 · answered by snak3s2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋