I want to sell my soul, plain and simple.
Jesus just can't have it, it's mine, and it's
up for sale to the highest bidder, unless your name is Jesus.
2006-08-10 08:52:14 · 26 answers · asked by ? 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
OK, used to be simple, call out to Lucifer and presto, he's standing at your side with a one page contract... Bing, bang, you got a deal.....
Not any longer, no sir, you have to have a certified soul transgressor attorney to represent you, the man of black is represented by some hot shot law firm out of Los Angelos. Well, you gotta have a credit card to and it will cost you big time to get on the calendar to decide whether you are a suitable candidate to live down there.. It can take years, and the stress?
Take my advice, allow nature to take its natural course..
2006-08-10 09:01:08 · answer #1 · answered by gamerunner2001 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can serve him with your soul - but you can't sell that which is not yours to sell Eze 18:4 Behold, all souls are mine; as the soul of the father, so also the soul of the son is mine: the soul that sinneth, it shall die. Lucifer is busy burning Rev 20:10 And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet [are], and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.
2016-03-16 21:06:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They were white teeth, and plentiful-some say
they were filed to a point, but I wouldn't vouch
for that. And he didn't like it when the dog took
one look at the stranger and ran away howling,
with his tail between his legs. But having passed
his word, more or less, he stuck to it, and they
went out behind the barn and made their bar-
gain. Jabez Stone had to prick his finger to sign,
and the stranger lent him a silver pin. The
wound healed clean, but it left a little white
scar.
~The Devil and Daniel Webster
2006-08-10 08:56:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need 2 dead chickens, 5 burning candles and a pentegram drawn on the floor.
Just place the candles around the pentegram and then stand in the middle of the pentegram holding the dead chickens and bend over naked.
Good luck!
2006-08-10 08:59:03 · answer #4 · answered by Special Ed 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no ritual. Just deny Jesus and you are in good with satan. LOL
Actually it is ashamed that you would make a joke out of the loving gift God has offered you in his Son.
2006-08-10 08:57:57 · answer #5 · answered by Lady Di-USA 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't sell your soul...sorry. God made it and there is nothing you can do about it. The Devil can't have it, nore can anyone else. It is yours till you die. Then it will go to either heaven or hell. And if you do go to hell, just so you know, the devil won't be running the show, he will be tormented in an eternal flame as well. Good luck with that.
2006-08-10 08:59:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You cannot sell your soul. It is non-negotiable. You can however be duped into believing this to be the case. Otherwise, the true nature of Satanism is to .. simply put .. think outside the herd.
2006-08-10 08:56:53 · answer #7 · answered by Yngona D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's no ritual. Most know the way very naturally.
2006-08-10 08:58:46 · answer #8 · answered by Dood 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is none.
There is no soul. Lucifer is a mythological character in the christian pantheon.
Nothing more.
Live in the real world.
2006-08-10 08:55:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
If you really are as lame as your question is, try drinking a gallon of gasoline and when you have to pee have a lighter in hand and well i hope you can figure out the rest.
2006-08-10 08:59:05 · answer #10 · answered by papaofgirlmegan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋