go to the White House
2006-08-10 08:33:10
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answer #1
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answered by I.M. 3
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If you are willing to 'sell' your soul to Satan, specially because you think it is worthless you are late, he already has it. Satan likes to capture souls that have value to his/her owner by offering something they think is going to make a difference in their life, that is what brings him pleasure; men surrendering their immortal existence for a gift bound to space and time and that satisfies only self-interest, arrogance and ego. In the end people realize that the exchange was useless without a soul.
Anyway, legend has it that if you want to meet the devil, go to a place where 4 roads meet and wait for a man wearing all white, of course this is only legend so take a big book because you'll be waiting a long time.
2006-08-10 15:44:07
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answer #2
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answered by Lumas 4
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There has never been a documented case of anyone selling their soul to the devil (or of having any sort of supernatural ability) because satan does not exist.
2006-08-10 15:33:38
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answer #3
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answered by stuart81262 2
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In ancient Jewish tradition Satan is simply an angel doing the work that God assigned to Satan to do.
The word Satan means challenger. With the idea of Satan challenging us, or tempting if you will. This description sees Satan as the angel who is the embodiment of man's challenges. This idea of Satan works closely with God as an integral part of God plan for us. His job is to make choosing good over evil enough of a challenge so that it becomes clear to us that there can be only one meaningful or logical choice.
Contrast this to Christianity, which sees Satan as God's opponent. In Jewish thought, the idea that there exists anything capable of setting itself up as God's opponent would be considered polytheistic or setting up the devil to be an equally powerful polarity to god or a demigod.
Oddly, proof for The Christian satan/devil mythology is supposedly found in the ancient Jewish texts that were borrowed to create the bible. One can’t help but wonder how Christians came up with such a fantastically different interpretation of Gods assistant Satan in their theology.
Other hints about Satan’s role in human relations can be seen if you look at the name Lucifer. It meaning in the original tongue translates as Light bearer or light bringer. Essentially the bringer of enlightenment. The temptations of the Satan idea bring all of us eventually into Gods light. Hardly the Evil entity of Christian mythology.
Love and blessings
don
2006-08-10 22:13:39
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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You are a poor, confused little man,
To become a Satanist, it is unnecessary to sell your "soul" to the devil or make a pact with Satan. This threat was devised by christianity to terrorize people so they would not stray from the fold. With scolding fingers and trembling voices, they taught their followers that if they gave in to the temptations of Satan,and lived their lives according to their own predilections, they would have to pay for their sinful pleasures by giving their souls to Satan and suffering in hell for all eternity.
So if "evil" they have named us, evil we are-and so what! The Satanic Age is upon us! Why not take advantage of it and LIVE!*
*(evil reversed)
2006-08-10 15:31:54
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answer #5
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answered by Spookshow Baby 5
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Why don't you try becoming a Christian because they have honest spiritual gifts that are far better and more rewarding than any satanic power. I've experienced some horrible things from the devil and I have seen things he likes to show you that were traumatizing in the evil spiritual realm. now I use my gifts for Jesus.
2006-08-10 15:37:26
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answer #6
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answered by dabuttsfly 2
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I believe you need to fill out the appropriate form at the county courthouse in triplicate. Wait 10-14 days and your super powers should start.
2006-08-10 15:40:35
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answered by Psionyx 3
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Go to the bookstore & get a copy of the satanic bible...not sure which bookstore hosts signings...sorry. As an alternative you can stick around here & argue with other folks..that'll likely get you where you want to go.
Good Luck with that.
2006-08-10 15:34:11
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answer #8
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answered by Ivyvine 6
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might I suggest getting Baptised? It flipped my world inside out I now have whats called spiritual discernment, and even hell and satan are controlled by God so that would be the Guy to talk to, however,Job was given to Satan because he had the hedge of protection, so in order to do any of that, you'll have to get the hedge of protection first and that too comes from God.
2006-08-10 15:50:05
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answer #9
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answered by marquita 3
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First things first. You need to sacrifice a goat in order to appease the Dark Lord. He likes goats.
Next, smear the blood over your entire body.
Finally, chant these words:
Oh Satan, my Dark Lord
I, the unworthy do hereby offer my soul to you
In return, I wish for
That's really all there is to it. Simple, eh?
P.S. You=moron
2006-08-10 15:42:13
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answer #10
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answered by Pilaf 1
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