KISSED MY OWN ARM THINKING IS WAS HIS...
OH, WHAT IS THIS? I'LL KISS IT....
I DON'T THINK I TOLD HIM
2006-08-10 08:16:32
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answered by Anonymous
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Lol. nice tale. The funniest ingredient that has ever occurred to me occurred this previous 3 hundred and sixty 5 days. there replaced right into a "senior deliver-off" at my college and each grade except for twelfth were requested to positioned on various performances. nicely I finished as a duet, that song "Love That I Hate You" with the help of Rhianna and Ne yo. in any case, me and my better 1/2 had gotten up there and we sang the lyrics out of that song. So we were all intense lively at the same time as as we were taking position the steps of the extent, I tripped and fell face first in the front of the completed college. It replaced into the worst yet funniest adventure in my existence. xD
2016-11-23 19:43:00
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answered by Anonymous
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Okay, imagine this if you will. Young, dumb and full of ***, my high school boyfriend and I got to a local park. It's 2Am and it's dark, no moon or anything. We decide to go have a "talk" on the picnic table deeper in the park. At the time I was 5'10 about 180, he was 6'6 and about 300. As we were "talking", my foot slipped and got stuck between the boards. Being a good girl friend and not wanting to stop his "talking" I let him keep talking till he was finished, but upon finishing he really fell into the conversation and broke the table which broke my leg that was stuck between it! Okay, so maybe it wasn't so funny then...as he had to help me get dressed as I yelped in pain and then rush me to the hospital where as I tried to think up a lie as to how I got splinters in my butt and leg. But looking back on it it is quite funny!
2006-08-10 08:13:54
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answered by buford_bargain_hunter 2
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The house was empty just me and the partner. So we was going all Out and I mean way out.... LOL And when we were finished and opened the room door family was there even the neighbors they said we was that loud so everyone came over to listen . Still till this day we laugh about it. Hey a man and woman love to make noise especially if it is all good.... ROFLMAO
2006-08-10 08:18:19
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answered by Anonymous
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Calling out his own name..........now i don't know if that is funny or just plain weird'lol'!!!!!!I guess it's a lot better then calling out an ex's name!!!!!I don't know if you would call this really funny but it happen to me and a guy i just meet..........we were going at it like two dogs in heat'lol' and i was just about to burst when the bed broke and we both landed on the floor with a bang,,,,,,,,needless to say it kinda killed the mood'lmao'!!!!!!
2006-08-10 08:17:19
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answered by Baybee 2
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Once when my ex bf and I were engaging in engergetic relations, we shook the shelf where a lit candle was. It fell and burned my bf on the *** right as he was climaxing. It scared the hell outta me, but then I started laughing while my poor ex couldn't tell if he enjoyed it or not!!
2006-08-10 08:16:55
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answered by Miss. A. Laneous 2
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Something black streaked across the bedroom ceiling; a bat had gotten into the apartment through an open window.
2006-08-10 08:15:02
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answered by Shelli 3
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love relations> one time in high school my guy and i desided to have sex in the foot ball feild... it was very late at night and it was deserted... we were going at it when this man... came out of no where... walking his dog....
Yah.. rover kinda bee-lined to us in the grass, and proceeded to smell my dudes.. butt.... the Man on the other hand was laughing and Im pretty sure he was trying to get a better look at .. Us*.... My dude... he kinda yelled at him.. and when it was politely possible he moved so i could .. cover up...... IT was so messed up..... LMFAO>... needless to say it was something we never did again........
2006-08-10 08:39:23
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answered by i_aint_ur_redheaded_stepchild 1
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Accidentally knocked over the phone and was not aware someone was on the line. They heard it all! lol
2006-08-10 08:13:51
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answered by shae 6
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my dad opened the door on me while having sex and the only thing that came out of his mouth was "oh" and closed the door. it was hilarious.
2006-08-10 08:30:21
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answered by Anonymous
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I onces tried to have sex in the fog and missed.
2006-08-10 08:13:46
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answered by Anonymous
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