I like "Confucius says, man who walks sideways in airport, likely going to Bangkok"
2006-08-10 07:02:58 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i got the answer(s) to ur question right here...
http://mapage.noos.fr/matushansky/confucius.html
2006-08-10 07:10:40 · answer #1 · answered by im2big4u 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Confucius says man who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with smelly finger
2006-08-10 07:09:36 · answer #2 · answered by delmonticoman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
confucius says," man who walks around naked should not live in glass house."
2006-08-10 07:08:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Confuscius say, "Man who go to bed with sex problem, wake up with solution in hand"
2006-08-10 07:07:42 · answer #4 · answered by noodle_212 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Confucious say "no such thing as rape. Woman can run faster with skirt above knees than man can with pants around ankles.".
2006-08-10 07:08:43 · answer #5 · answered by psstoffagain 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Confuscius say
Yoo wan dumm ****
yoo go home now
2006-08-10 08:28:59 · answer #6 · answered by loon_mallet_wielder 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man who loses girlfriends house key, gets no new-key.
2006-08-10 07:57:26 · answer #7 · answered by Christopher B 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
confucius says, man who stand on ***, high on crack.
2006-08-10 07:10:57 · answer #8 · answered by 361 Queen 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man who sleeps with itchy butt, wakes with smelly finger.
2006-08-10 07:07:02 · answer #9 · answered by wayfaroutthere 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
guy with hollow in pocket feeling a touch cocky guy with hand in yet another guy's pocket no longer feeling himself immediately guy who visit mattress with itchy butt awaken with pungent finger
2016-11-29 20:35:30 · answer #10 · answered by jesusita 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
confucious say: man who stands on toilet is high on pot
confucious say: baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk
2006-08-10 07:07:03 · answer #11 · answered by jamz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋