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Well some of you are plenty uptight about farting, it obvious that some of you have been saving them since you were taught that to some people don't think its a very nice thing to do.
Saving your poop gas only makes you more cranky, coz they fester and fester and ferment till they get really over-ripe.

But to those of you who do let one go from time to time, just to let off some of that annoying pressure. Ought to know better about where is not a good place, like I know it isn't good to let one go in an elevator,... But the other day, I was in a 5 person line at the market and let a long rank one lose - fortunately the line suddenly shortened by three people with carts full of stuff. Thank god or thank goodness I had one in oven - eh?
Although the cashier couldn't stop giggling, which only slowed the line a little.

But there are places that it's just not cool to let one go, where else would those places be, any suggestions?

2006-08-10 06:52:44 · 15 answers · asked by somber_pieces 6 in Society & Culture Etiquette

hah hah hah ha ha ha - you guys are funny!!

2006-08-10 12:45:15 · update #1

15 answers

when you are giving a presentation to a room full of people or you are walking down the hall and there are others following behind you and they walk into it..

but when your having sex, that is the most embrassing.... !

2006-08-16 17:31:55 · answer #1 · answered by cariebear197 4 · 1 0

best place is fast food resturants. the hard plastic seats really amplify them, and people gag before they even smell it. usually makes kids laugh. best tone is when you lean to one side a little bit to take the back pressure off ---- works really good if you grab that cheek and pull it out a little. you can always slam it shut in an emergency (if you know what i mean)

2006-08-14 17:36:37 · answer #2 · answered by watcher 4 · 0 0

I like to let one go in a very packed place, and then watch everyone's reaction. All the time acting innocent.

2006-08-10 06:59:54 · answer #3 · answered by Mark F 4 · 1 1

During a prostate exam at the doctors office ,

2006-08-10 07:36:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Under the awning at the university or any other building, the echo travels for a couple hundred feet and it scares away the girls.

2006-08-10 06:59:24 · answer #5 · answered by tman 5 · 1 1

In a very hot room filled with people!

2006-08-14 12:42:48 · answer #6 · answered by sassy_sexy_honey 3 · 1 0

job interview. number 1 worst place to do anything out of the ordinary.

2006-08-10 06:58:11 · answer #7 · answered by swiftassailant77 2 · 2 0

A crowded elevator...

2006-08-10 06:58:50 · answer #8 · answered by northwest.poet 4 · 3 0

A revolving door.

2006-08-10 06:58:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I would say probably church, a courtroom, a job interview, a funeral and I'm sure that there are more.

2006-08-10 06:57:49 · answer #10 · answered by ms.melancholy 4 · 5 0

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