Clowns (real clowns) and other children's entertainers, I need some help!?

Question

I did a birthday party a week ago, and now one of the kids there wants me to do their party in a month and a half.

Great! What’s the problem then?

I did almost my entire routine at the first birthday party! I'm a good (okay really good) performer, but I can't come up with my own routines. If anyone has some ideas you’re willing to share, please let me know. This can include games, puppet (rabbit-in-the-hat type), mime, or other such, but I have no talent for magic. My hands are no where near quicker then the eye, and not large enough to palm a card to boot! I can and do write puppet skits for behind a puppet stage, but that is not what they want at the party. Please help!!
thank you
Tweedle "D" Clown



Serious answers only or I will report you.

I do face paint and twist balloons both, and very well, but the face paints are not part of the performance and there are kids too young to do balloons.

Answer 1

My mom was a professional clown for several years, and two things she did frequently at her parties were face-painting and making balloon animals. I know those are two skills that you would need to work on, but you've got a month and a half. I would suggest getting a balloon pump, because blowing up those skinny balloons for a half hour will make you a bit woozy.

Answer 2

if you dont have the means to do the job why would you pick this profession?.....i honestly dont know how to help you other than go here for help http://home.earthlink.net/~tfraymond/Resources/clown-act-omnibus.html