I am getting nervous about the afterlife. I haven't a clue how to entertain these little shits.
2006-08-10 06:45:29 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
With 72 your chances of some liking you are good.
2006-08-10 06:53:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there aren't 72 virgins waiting for you, can't you tell a guy made that up? plus after the second one wouldn't you want someone with some experience?
2006-08-10 06:52:00 · answer #2 · answered by AFwife 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the 72 virgins don't like you, I WILL, although I'm not a virgin.
2006-08-10 12:03:24 · answer #3 · answered by Jenny A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then they STAY 72 virgins :(
2006-08-10 06:51:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
what 72 virgins? what afterlife? sigh...stupidity really has no limits... and most of them belong to the subset called religion...
2006-08-10 06:51:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
all 72? wow man....butter em up now (that's metaphorically, not literally or maybe literally) n hopefully you can get 1 or 2 of em to like you...
2006-08-10 06:52:25 · answer #6 · answered by blackolivesrule 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
72 virgins that hate you?
Well you'd be in hell then wouldn't you?
I suggest you try harder in the here and now!
2006-08-10 06:52:43 · answer #7 · answered by niffer's mom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a funny question, but it holds some true. I guess you just going to have to believe that they will.
2006-08-10 06:56:55 · answer #8 · answered by Almita79 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nuns like everyone. As long as you bring them cookies and milk and confess your sins, they won't mind you.
2006-08-10 07:03:09 · answer #9 · answered by timeforaquickjihadbeforelunch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your 3rd leg made them ticklish, so you had to use
zucinni !
2006-08-10 06:55:10 · answer #10 · answered by Swamp T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋