Serious headache, someone please make me laugh (jokes)
please dont tell me question has been asked before
thanks in advance :-)
2006-08-10 06:24:21 · 7 answers · asked by playful 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
three men were working on a construction site ok. the whistle sounds for lunch and they take a brake. the first guy(Irish) opens up his lunch box and he has corn beef and cabbage. he said that if he sees corn beef and cabbage he will jump of the side of the building. the second guy(Mexican) opens up his lunch box and finds burritos. he said that if he finds burritos one more time he too will jump of the side of the building. the last guy(blond) opens up his lunch box and he has a ham sandwich. he says if he has a ham sandwich one more time he will join the other two guys and jump of the side of the building. ..... the next day the whistle sounds and they take their lunch brake. the Irish guy gets corn beef and cabbage so he jumps of the side of the building. the Mexican guy gets burritos and he too jumps to his death. the blond guy also get a ham sandwich and joins the other two guys at the bottom of the building. at their funerals the wives were all standing around talking. the Irish guys wife said that if she knew he didn't like corn beef and cabbage she could have given him potatoes. the Mexican guys wife said if she knew she too would have given him enchiladas. the blond guys wife said don't look at me...........he makes his own lunch.
2006-08-10 06:44:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The 911 call
You know how they play 911 tapes back on TV, its not fair, cuz u scared, you don't know what you might say:
Newscaster: Bob is on the scene of the crime right now
Bob: Hello Chuck yes this is where Paktown's assailant attacked him, here is a recording of his frantic 911 call
Operator: 911
Paktown: HELP!!! They comin to get me mutha f**ka, i can't stop cryin, ohh! i just sh*t on myself.
Just think if someone made a 911 call all calm
Operator: 911 What your emergency
Paktown: Hi how ya doin, I am great. Yes um, its a group of hooded whitemen outside in my yard, and I think they mean business.
Klansman: Get out here ******
Paktown:Oh...I gotta go,
(Its funnier if you hear it)
2006-08-10 13:58:33 · answer #2 · answered by Paktown 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named you daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom Ann, "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turned to the third Mom, Joyce, "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered,
"Come on, Dick, we're leaving."
2006-08-10 13:54:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
since u have a headache ill type a short joke....
george bush for prez
2006-08-10 13:28:45 · answer #4 · answered by Bluepolka 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two cows are lying in a field. One of them says to the other, "So what do you think about this mad cow disease?"
The other says, "What do I care? I'm a helicopter."
Cheers^^
2006-08-10 13:34:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would make you laugh but i don't send naked pics of me over the inernet
2006-08-10 15:51:07 · answer #6 · answered by c0mplicated_s0ul 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two pretzels were walking down the street...
one was assualted
2006-08-10 13:41:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋