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Donald Rumsfeld is briefing George Bush in the Oval Office.



"Oh and finally, sir, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq today."



Bush goes pale, his jaw hanging open in stunned disbelief.



He buries his face in his hands, muttering "My God...My God".



"Mr. President," says Cheney, "we lose soldiers all the time, and it's terrible. But I've never seen you so upset.



What's the matter?"



Bush looks up and says..."How many is a Brazilian?"

2006-08-10 06:05:19 · 17 answers · asked by Brian R 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

17 answers

made me giggle. Thanks for the laugh. Read this:
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

"You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named you daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mom Ann, "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turned to the third Mom, Joyce, "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered,
"Come on, Dick, we're leaving."

2006-08-10 06:56:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Iraq has intercepted a phone call between George W. Bush and Colin Powell. A partial transcript follows:

Powell: Mr. President?
Bush: Yeah.

Powell: I have to talk to you.
Bush: Yeah.

Powell: We intercepted a conversation on the telephone, sir.
Bush: A wuzzat?

Powell: The telephone.
Bush: What's a telephone?

Powell: My god, sir, you're talking on the telephone right now, sir.
Bush: Yeah . . . who is this?

Powell: (groan...)

2006-08-10 13:30:46 · answer #2 · answered by giko 5 · 0 0

Hilarious!!

2006-08-10 13:15:34 · answer #3 · answered by ponyboy 81 5 · 0 0

Yes.

2006-08-10 13:23:08 · answer #4 · answered by Maurus B. 3 · 0 0

that's very funny b/c i can totally see our commander in chief saying something stupid like that

2006-08-10 13:09:53 · answer #5 · answered by vanilla_bean_dream 5 · 0 0

Yep.

2006-08-10 18:51:08 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

Not bad! Made me smile!

2006-08-10 13:11:45 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0 0

OK it was funny, but show a little respect will you? ?:)x

2006-08-10 13:19:58 · answer #8 · answered by PaPa Norm 6 · 0 0

Thats a good one!!!

2006-08-10 13:18:13 · answer #9 · answered by kandigyrl 4 · 0 0

lol, it's worth a chuckle.

2006-08-10 13:09:43 · answer #10 · answered by Sultana 4 · 0 0

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