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For me, if there is no jim darwin, then I would cease to exist.
2006-08-10 05:47:10 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Without Jim_Darwin would life have meaning?
It would be different, changed, emptier. I may not enjoy it as much.I would miss him!
I would join the legion of female fans like P.Rachael and P.Patty who would be very, very sad.
God?
Not so much.
2006-08-10 07:18:16 · answer #1 · answered by Katy_Kat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you want from life
To kidnap an heiress
or threaten her with a knife
What do you want from life
To get cable TV
and watch it every night
There you sit
a lump in your chair
Where do you sleep
and what do you wear
when you're sleeping
What do you want from life
An Indian guru
to show you the inner light
What do you want from life
a meaningless love affair
with a girl that you met tonight
How can you tell when you're doin' alright
Does your bank account swell
While you're dreaming at night
How do know when you're really in love
Do violins play when you're touching the one
That you're loving
What do you want from life
Someone to love
and somebody that you can trust
What do you want from life
To try and be happy
while you do the nasty things you must
Well, you can't have that, but if you're an American citizen you are entitled to:
a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?
2006-08-10 05:52:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a million. Do you cry daily __ No 2. Do you giggle daily __ certain a minimum of i attempt to. 3. Do you come back to yahoo solutions ordinary __ No 4. Do you pray/meditate daily __ certain 5. Do you tell someone you want that you want them, daily __ certain 6. Did you tell jim darwin in an im, sean i appreciate you, right now? __ No, yet you're ok in my e book. 7. Did you provide right now __ certain 8. Did you imagine right now __ certain i'm attempting to. 9. Did you ask your self who am I right now __ certain many times 10. who're you right now __ only a guy attempting to stay and learn 11. Who will you be day after today __ similar guy yet with any success slightly wiser. 12. What did you dream about very last evening. __ Nasty ones very last evening 13. what is going to you dream about day after today. __ do not recognize. 14. Is right now the right day of each of the existence? __ likely no longer besides the undeniable fact that it truly is a reliable day. 15. is this, the right question, you have ever been requested?__ likely no longer besides the undeniable fact that it replaced into worth answering. 16. Will you, positioned your heart into the answer? __ i could truly keep in in my chest. 17. Will you position your soul into the answer? __ They belong on my shoes. 18. Will you leave element of who you're, for the international to work out, on your answer. __ already have 19. Will you tutor me something new, on your answer. __Yes in case you listen. 20. thanks, i appreciate you. __ TTFN
2016-11-23 19:27:40 · answer #3 · answered by pfarr 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The meaning of my life is getting up to Jim Darwin in the morning. My husband thinks we are having an affair!
He comes into the room expecting to find me on Match.com or some other site promoting singles. My other crutch is internet backgammon. I think I have no life....Oh, well, off to the gymn for me.
2006-08-10 06:40:28 · answer #4 · answered by peppermint_paddy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happiness
2006-08-10 05:52:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA. That made me laugh.
We all know you're the man, Jim Darwin.
The man Jim Darwin.
2006-08-10 07:39:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would be so sad, I would leave YA and never return.
That's funny peppermint_patty, my husband would think the same thing if he saw how many of his questions I answer. But, he is blissfully unaware of my YA addiction, and our pal Jim.
2006-08-10 06:13:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If both the creationist and the evolutionist ideas of life are incorrect, there is only one meaning of life left: to live.
2006-08-10 14:11:24 · answer #8 · answered by pilotmanitalia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the point in life is to eat and reproduce.basic animal instincts.we started that way.we'll end that way.we just confused our purpose and meaning with emtion.
2006-08-10 06:06:15 · answer #9 · answered by sunkissed299 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no meaning of life except that which we give to our own lives.
2006-08-10 05:55:11 · answer #10 · answered by boukenger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋