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If I saw Jesus when crossing the street.... I would run as fast to him as I could and put my arms around him and tell him how thankful I am that he has given everyone the chance to know and love him. I would cry of course from happeniss.

2006-08-10 05:55:08 · answer #1 · answered by Windwispers 4 · 0 2

I guess it depends on how hard he fights while you're trying to cross him. Oh and the real word is 'crucify' by the way.
And why would you crucify him in the street anyway? Are you philipino? (that's not a racist comment people, the Philipinos routinely crucify people (yes it's true) so that thier wishes can come true. I guess thier wishes are all that they can be crucified in public)...

2006-08-10 12:53:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

And I would recognize him how? Because he's crossing it with the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus?

2006-08-10 13:14:22 · answer #3 · answered by jdscorrupted 5 · 0 0

Not sure how'd I'd cross him in the street; I don't normally carry a hammer and nails with me....

2006-08-10 12:50:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I don't think so. He's simply a down-to-earth, philosophical carpenter. Special, yes. But so are the rest of us.

2006-08-11 09:11:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ehm..... I would go to the doctor to get some anti-psychosis medication.

2006-08-10 12:50:22 · answer #6 · answered by Bloed 6 · 2 0

No but I might kneel or fall prostrate.

2006-08-10 13:27:42 · answer #7 · answered by Debra M. Wishing Peace To All 7 · 0 0

well seeing as he'd be a ghost I probably wouldn't notice him. I might get a creepy feeling though.

2006-08-10 12:51:15 · answer #8 · answered by Karen 3 · 0 1

i would ask him for a light.

2006-08-10 12:53:19 · answer #9 · answered by kurleylovescheese 6 · 0 1

i think i would

2006-08-10 12:50:26 · answer #10 · answered by First L 3 · 0 1

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