A duck walks into a corner store and asked the cashier, "You got any gwapes?" The cashier looks at him and says, "No, we ain't got no gwapes". Then the duck left. The next day the duck came back and asked the cashier, "You got any gwapes?" The cashier looks at him and says, "No, we ain't got no gwapes". Then the duck left. The next day the same duck went back to the same corner store and said, "You got any gwapes?" The cashier said, "No, we ain't got no gwapes and if you ask again I'll staple your feet to the floor". The next day the duck came back and said, "You got any staples?" The cashier looked around and said, "No". Then the duck said, "You got any gwapes?"
2006-08-10 04:54:57 · 11 answers · asked by raul b 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! Nice to see a clean joke.
2006-08-10 05:00:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-29 03:13:56 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I gotta tell this to my husband. VEWY cute! Thanks for SHAWING. Not really a question, but a funny joke to enjoy anyway. GWAPELY appweciated. Ha. Ha.
2006-08-10 05:00:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I like it. Persistant little dev-, er, Duck, isn't he? LOL.
2006-08-10 17:34:46 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-08-10 04:59:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-08-10 04:57:53 · answer #6 · answered by vanilla_bean_dream 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I also loved it when my six year old told it.
2006-08-10 05:00:04 · answer #7 · answered by Chief BaggageSmasher 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, Fnckin duck! lol.
2006-08-10 04:59:20 · answer #8 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. sweet gwapes
2006-08-10 04:59:00 · answer #9 · answered by metronome 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
love it
2006-08-10 04:58:45 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋