Guys iam looking for funny and humorous one liners.
2006-08-10 04:53:24 · 6 answers · asked by QuestionOnMyMind 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
did you miss me?
reply: with every bullet so far
god don't like ugly
reply: he must hate you then
2006-08-10 04:59:02 · answer #1 · answered by vanilla_bean_dream 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Today on t.v. the weatherman talked up a storm.
When a player on a paralympic soccer team got injured, his coach put him on the disabled list.
If cows could fly, would it be called ground beef?
2006-08-10 12:12:08 · answer #2 · answered by detroitsports_fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Titanic. Now that was a great liner.
Is that what you were after?
2006-08-10 12:00:16 · answer #3 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do you call something that goes blonde brunette blonde brunette over and over again?
a blonde doing cartwheels
2006-08-10 12:06:13 · answer #4 · answered by Matthew D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shes/hes so fat that when he sits around the house he really sits around the house
2006-08-10 11:59:40 · answer #5 · answered by titanbooboo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" I went to buy some camouflage clothing, but I couldn't find it.."
2006-08-10 12:31:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋