When his hand caught fire
2006-08-10 04:28:54 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
When he tried to masturbate but got splinters in his hand
2006-08-10 04:31:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sometime Pinocchio got here to Gepetto with a difficulty. "each and every time I have sex with my lady friend, she receives splinters. What am i able to do about this?" "have you ever tried sandpaper?" Pinocchio hadn't, so he went to target it. "Pinnochio," stated Gepetto some weeks later. "How is the problem understanding with your lady friend "lady friend?" stated Pinnochio. "Who needs a lady friend once you've sandpaper
2016-11-29 20:19:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know what they say People who live in glass houses shouldnt throw stones, in this case people made of wood shouldnt play with fire. lol.
2006-08-10 04:32:22 · answer #3 · answered by Jeff L 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When he realised he was a chip of the OLD BLOCK
2006-08-10 05:43:21 · answer #4 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When he realized why everybody knock on him to avoid bad luck.
2006-08-10 04:33:46 · answer #5 · answered by dr_kant 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When he woke up with "morning wood"?
2006-08-10 04:31:56 · answer #6 · answered by Stephen H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When he woke up with termites instead of crabs!LOL
2006-08-10 04:35:15 · answer #7 · answered by rhajha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he's girl friend called him a wood pecker
2006-08-10 04:33:25 · answer #8 · answered by mike L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when he went to the loo and realised he couldnt take a ****
2006-08-10 04:32:09 · answer #9 · answered by yvonne w 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when he realised that the viagra would have worn off by now !
2006-08-10 04:32:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋