A jay walker somersaults into the air from a hit and run motorist and crashes to the ground. After a minute he gets up and brushes himself down. An acquaintance helps him to the kerb. "What a tremendous fright you must have sustained to convert from Judaism to Catholicism- I saw your give thanks and make the sign of the cross"."What sign? There was no sign, I was checking my possessions- Wallet, watch, spectacles, testicles".
2006-08-10 04:28:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
catsinkplug And his acquaintance is supposed to know this?
2006-08-10 05:14:15 · update #1
That's a first for me and I'm 55.
2006-08-10 04:33:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its spectacles,testicles,wallet and watch and was used in the film nuns on the run i think it was the only way that one of the robbers could remember how to make the sign of the cross
2006-08-10 04:38:54 · answer #2 · answered by carol p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
specific she is. they have in specific designed listening to tests for little ones of all distinctive a protracted time. Even for toddlers! Glue ear is amazingly hardship-free to diagnose in simple terms with some thing they put in the ear to be sure how the eardrum responds. that's painless and takes seconds. of direction they don't continuously manage glue ear. It relies upon on how many times the toddler has it and regardless of if that's affecting progression.
2016-10-01 21:50:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
catsinkplug
actually it should be spectacles, testicles, wallet, watch
OK
catsinkplug
actually it should be sinkplugcat
so get yourselfin order befor you correct others
LOVED THE JOKE I`VE never heard that one BEFORE
THANKS for the LAUGH
2006-08-10 05:14:48 · answer #4 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear yes I am old enough to have heard that one before........ I am 48.....
Ok I'm going now...to dye my greying roots, slap on the anti wrinkle cream and generally feel sorry for myself
2006-08-10 04:41:44 · answer #5 · answered by sloppy chops 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
actually it should be spectacles, testicles, wallet, watch
2006-08-10 04:38:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
never heard that one. Good though
2006-08-10 04:31:19 · answer #7 · answered by quozy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have never heard that one before
but it is funny
2006-08-10 05:00:14 · answer #8 · answered by lovers fool 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no i hadn't heard that before. funny
2006-08-10 04:31:57 · answer #9 · answered by Niecy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GUESS THAT MAKES ME NOT OLD ENOUGH , THAT WAS A GREAT JOKE,KEEP THEM COMING...I LOVE JOKES.....
2006-08-10 04:34:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋