I overheard my folks talking to other parents. Why couldn't my baby story be about me pissing on the old man when he was changing my diaper? I wonder how many people they told? Bloody hell, no wonder none of their friends ever introduce me to their leggy daughters (that's my story and I'm sticking to it). Would you introduce your daughter to the village idiot? When I finally confronted the parental units moms looked like a deer caught in headlights and daddo just raised his eyebrows and shrugged.
2006-08-10 04:17:26 · 12 answers · asked by benjamin 1 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
Unfortunately, this explains a lot in my life. Why this world don't make a damn bit of sense to me. Why ponies (I've always wanted a pony), robots (especially robots programmed to pleasure the ladies) and space monkeys (monkeys in space yo, like regular monkeys but in space- you know space monkeys) sends me into hysterical laughter. Well at least I have a fool proof excuse for all my failures (why take responsibility for your own failings). Hey, I was dropped on the head as a child (supposedly only once accidentally according to moms).
2006-08-10 04:18:31 · update #1
i have no idea...my moms not admitting anything =)
my eldest (now 3 1/2) fell of the bed 1x when he was about 4 mos, tho i was in the bathroom while he was on the bed with my husband, i ran out when i heard him cry and saw him on the floor already. thus, have no idea if he fell on his head
2006-08-10 04:30:17 · answer #1 · answered by Nikki 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sadly, I dropped myself apparently as the story goes. I fell off a second story deck. But hey, no harm done and as I can tell from your very witty sense of humor, you don't have a thing to worry about.
2006-08-10 14:46:41 · answer #2 · answered by lolo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think they dropped me but the stories is that I would stand on one arm of the sofa and run to the other and dive off head first.
You don't sound like the village idiot...just another dropped-on-his-head kid. Must be lots out there! You could start a club...
2006-08-10 05:51:28 · answer #3 · answered by Library Eyes 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My parents never dropped me. lol. However, I fell off the bed when I was two years old. I was jumping up and down on the bed (it was pretty springy) and I missed a step. I fell off and hit my head on the concrete floor. My mother told me two years ago....she said I had a lump the size of an egg on my forehead.
2006-08-10 06:25:03 · answer #4 · answered by Petra M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my parents once accidentally shot me into the radiator head first when they were handling a matress i was playing on, i once fell down the concrete steps to the patio head over heels because i was running from the potty with my trousers still down and once my mom got stuck in a rut with her bike and i fell of the little metal child seat head first. i'm bright enough i think, but i'm definitely weird... ;-)
2006-08-10 06:18:02 · answer #5 · answered by nerdyhermione 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! Yeah, my mom caught my head in a la-z-boy when I was an infant. I'm not exactly sure how that happened. I think you have a great sense of humor, though, and that should get you pretty far ;)
2006-08-10 04:43:40 · answer #6 · answered by Becca 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't remember how many times I was dropped on my head as I was a child at the time.
2006-08-10 04:23:17 · answer #7 · answered by couchP56 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 too many... I cant remember! Hey i was the only lumpy headed girl on the block!
2006-08-10 05:31:00 · answer #8 · answered by maeknits 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My oldest brother, Gavin, was holding me once and he dropped me once, but luckily, I landed on the carpet, lol.
I love your sense of humor, BTW.
2006-08-10 04:58:32 · answer #9 · answered by ☼ becki ☼ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To many obviouslly that is why im so messed up now LOL
2006-08-10 04:28:38 · answer #10 · answered by Kim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋