Maybe I can get away with not doing it hehehe Wife asking me for them...
2006-08-10 03:00:32 · 15 answers · asked by WhiteHat 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
Some people tsk tsk... Too serious, relax abit...
2006-08-10 05:49:29 · update #1
how much trouble do you want to be in???
1. It is woman's work.
2. Mother had the baby, she should change it.
3. Dirty diaper not your fault.
4. You need to change the oil in your car.
5. Football game is on.
6. You are hungry and cannot eat right after changing dirty diaper.
7. You were going to empty the dishwasher.
8. Need to make a quick call.
9. Have to pick up a greeting card for your mom.
10. Protecting baby's privacy. He/she probably doesn't want Everyone seeing his/her private parts.
2006-08-10 03:08:43 · answer #1 · answered by Patti C 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If it's not your baby, you're set. You should never change another person's baby if you're a man.
If it is your baby, then the only excuse you have is physical. Some guys can't change a diaper without heaving. It's extremely wimpy, but makes you pretty much unable to do it.
You might also have an arrangement with your wife where she changes all the diapers if you clean up after all the pets. Something like that.
Other than that, you pretty much have no reason to avoid sharing in the poo.
2006-08-10 03:07:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The smell gives you a severe headache.
You are allergic to the plastic.
The sticky tape won't come off without ripping the diaper.
You've read the diaper bag and it says contents may be hazardous to your health.
You've read the diaper bag and it says it's the brand mom's love to use, so why should dad do it.
Now thats 5........but heres something that will make her laugh. Take a diaper, put it on the baby backwards (no harm to baby) and put on some pants to cover it. Next time it needs changed, she will bust out laughing when she goes to do it!
And be thinking....that's a man for ya!
2006-08-10 03:10:01 · answer #3 · answered by rdhedhottie 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why would you not want to change your OWN BABY'S diaper? That is your child spend time with them. I have 3 boys and let me tell you my oldest son peed on me a couple of times and I just got a pattern down so it wouldn't happen again and now I'm a pro.
2006-08-10 03:10:18 · answer #4 · answered by motherofbjz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. You shouldn't help because it will make you a good Dad
2. You shouldn't help because it will humble you
3. You shouldn't help because someone did it for you
4. You shouldn't help because then you would be considerate of your wife.
5. You shouldn't help because you might really get attached to your child
6. You shouldn't help because you might be vulnerable to having some "pee pee" stories to tell the kid
7. You shouldn't help because it takes you away from the computer
8. You shouldn't help because you don't want any more kids
9. You shouldn't help because helping would make you a better person
10. You're an asss-hole
2006-08-10 03:38:07 · answer #5 · answered by Sassy OLD Broad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell your wife that you dry heave when you change diapers and it throws out your muscles in your back. Be a real sissy about it, play it off, she'll finally just change it herself, just to get it over with. Keep prolonging changing the diaper and keep being a sissy about the smell and odor.
2006-08-10 03:21:16 · answer #6 · answered by Coop 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no reason why you shouldn't help change your own baby's diapers, sorry, but I agree with your wife.
2006-08-10 06:46:15 · answer #7 · answered by latingirl0527 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You really should help your wife by changing diapers. I really don't see what the big issue is with men not wanting to do it.
Its your baby too!
2006-08-10 03:08:17 · answer #8 · answered by Txfroggy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about ten good reasons that YOU should not have agreed to have children?
How about ten reasons why if you don't GROW UP, you may miss the best things in your own life?
How about ten reasons why you wife should dump your lazy a** and find a real daddy for her babies?
2006-08-10 08:12:34 · answer #9 · answered by No Drama 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There is no good reason, you helped make that baby and you can help clean up after it.
2006-08-10 03:09:35 · answer #10 · answered by tracy211968 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋