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Question

why sardars are like common masala(ingredient) for indian jokes?

Answer 1

its just becoz they hav gained so much popularity being used in jokes and fuuny msgs that it has becum a trend in india

Answer 2

Here are some good Sardar jokes :

Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
Just a sec," says the rep.
Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up.
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EMPLOYMENT..
Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled
NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc.Then he came to the column : "Salary Expected" He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote : Yes
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CROCODILE BOOTS..
Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears.Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one . He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again*: barefeet!" :
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A sardar goes into a store and sees a shiny object.He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?" The clerk replies, "That is a thermos flask." The sardar then asks,"What does it do?" The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold." The sardar says, "I'll take it!"The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos.His sardar boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?" He said, "It's a thermos flask." The boss then
says, "What does it do?" He replies, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?" The sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."
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A Sardar took an answering machine home and fixed it home somewhere in Rajasthan, but two days later disconnected it because he was getting complaints like : "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai "
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What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies ?
He will compare it with the original for spelling : mistakes !!
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What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper ? : (he already has one and he wants one More..)
He takes a photcopy of the white paper !!!
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Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point, "Oh..we'll get Punjab from India but how would we develop it?" That was a difficult question indeed. Suddenly Banta Singh plied,"No problem! we'll attack USA, it would take over us and then we would be a state of USA and we'll automatically get developed." All the surds became happy on this very simple solution but an old surd did not utter a single word.Someone asked him why he wasn't happy. The surd replied, "OH!THAT'S ALRIGHT BUT...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TAKE OVER USA

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie
Because below 18 was not allowed.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Why can't Sardars make ice cubes?
They always forget the recipe.
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How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
He threw it off a cliff.

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What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.

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Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.

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Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.
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How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
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Why can't Sardar dial 911?
They can not find the eleven on the phone
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How do you get Sardar on the roof?
Tell him the drinks are on the house
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"Oh, look at the dead bird." Sardar looked skyward and said Where, Where?
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Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as
opposed to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.
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TO LOSE WEIGHT..
The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for
300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days,
Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but
he had a problem."What's the problem?"asked the doctor."I'm
2400 kms from home.
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Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth
certificate "Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid:Chinese.""How
come you write "Chinese" when both parents are
Sikh?" "Aah,Sardarji read a newspaper, it says that every 4th
person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."
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DOUBLE DECKER BUS RIDE
Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. : They
managed to get into a double-decker bus. Santa Singh
somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate
Banta got pushed to the top After a while when the rush was
over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Banta Singh. He met
Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both
hands, scared to death. He says, "Arre Banta Singh ! What
the heck's : goin' on?Why are you so scared ? I was enjoying
my ride down there?Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you've
got a *driver.*"
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Santa Singh with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor
asked him what had happened to his ears and he
answered,"Iwas ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead
of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and
stuck it to my ear." "OhDear! " the doctor exclaimed in
disbelief. "But...what happened to your other Ear?" "The
scoundrel called back."
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A sardar sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a
bystander as to why are the guys doing what they are doing.
The bystander: A Marathon race is going on
Sardar: What do they get from that?
Bystander: The winner will get a prize.
Sardar: Then why are the others running?!
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Sardar: I was born in the Punjab.
Friend: Oh really, what part?
Sardar: All of me, silly.

Answer 3

its bcoz they have been much popular in doing these types of things.but only sardar do not do these f things,other people also do these things,the people had pointed out sardar only for doing these things.

Answer 4

R yew tawkin bout feather injuns or dot injuns?

Answer 5

Because they know how to live happily inspite of so many odds against their name.....thats the life really.