Mary had a little lamb
It strolled to close to a pylon.
40,000 volts shot up it's a**
And turned it's wool to nylon.
2006-08-10 02:43:46 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i like that lol how about this one Mary had a little lamb her father shot it dead now it goes to school with her between 2 slices of bread
2006-08-10 06:16:35 · answer #1 · answered by carol p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And I thought
she threw it out the window
the window
a second storey window....
It was a cuddly stuffed toy lamb of course and her b/f objected to it staring at him with those unblinking glassy eyes.
2006-08-10 09:53:02 · answer #2 · answered by Storm Rider 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little lamb...
With a side of rice.
2006-08-10 10:26:10 · answer #3 · answered by mea_v4 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little lamb,
It's fleece was black as soot,
And everywhere that Mary went,
It's sooty foot it put!
2006-08-10 10:24:08 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
awww thats sad :(
so thats how you get nylon!
2006-08-10 10:12:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my stepdad sings that all the time lol
2006-08-10 09:59:06 · answer #6 · answered by Stephanie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
AH YES ANOTHER WOOLY JUMPER !!
2006-08-10 15:20:17 · answer #7 · answered by browneyed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋