She asked Susie to stand up and tell the class what part of the human body enlarges to seven times its original size when stimulated.
Susie stood up, shuffled her feet and said, "Well, I think I know, but I'm too embarrassed to tell you."
The teacher said, "Sit down, Susie. Johnny, tell the class what part of the human body enlarges to seven times its size when stimulated."
Johnny said, "That's easy. The pupil of the eye enlarges to seven times its original size when stimulated by light."
The teacher said, "That's right, Johnny."
Then she turned to Susie and said, "Susie, first of all, you didn't do your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, when you get married, you're in for a big disappointment."
2006-08-10 01:26:04 · 23 answers · asked by Sherry Baby ( Ethan's Mama ) 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ain't that the truth.........lol
2006-08-10 01:30:16 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
the more homework, the more you suffer. better try to do as much as you can with each subject with out leaving. At least choose some/few of your topics which you can finish at the earliest. If you are left with some more time go with others, otherwise tell to your teacher that you could only finish some of them due to other homework stuff.
2016-03-27 06:25:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!!! I loved that one!! I liked the second and third thing the teacher said, that was awesome!!
2006-08-10 02:11:53 · answer #3 · answered by blessedman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute, and pretty funny. And so, so, so, so, so true too!!!!
What's the useless piece of skin called on the end of a man's penis? His body!!!!!
2006-08-10 01:54:47 · answer #4 · answered by HiFi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2006-08-10 01:29:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!!
btw: why was Lady Di dissapointed on her wedding night?
she thought all rulers had twelve inches...
2006-08-10 18:32:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute I liked that
2006-08-10 01:32:31 · answer #7 · answered by herbs411_42719 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very cute. I like that!
2006-08-10 01:50:03 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha HA HA HA HA. That was funny and awesome.
2006-08-10 01:47:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the question?
2006-08-10 01:29:29 · answer #10 · answered by JAR2 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
so so
but still funny
2006-08-10 01:28:58 · answer #11 · answered by mommy_mommy_crappypants 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋