first time here so here it goes
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, fishing, always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched
silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
"When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalk."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the
other is a husband
2006-08-10 00:53:10 · 14 answers · asked by julie r 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL funny good first try!!keep it up
2006-08-10 01:28:31 · answer #1 · answered by Sherry Baby ( Ethan's Mama ) 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The lawn mower joke was good
2006-08-10 01:00:00 · answer #2 · answered by RAMA K 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha, Ha! (The doctors say you will walk again but you'll always have a limp. A limp what??!!)
2006-08-10 01:43:18 · answer #3 · answered by survivor 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cool i suppose that jokes right
2006-08-10 06:15:36 · answer #4 · answered by HHH 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It Was Alright,But I Will Give U A :B+!.
2006-08-10 02:04:17 · answer #5 · answered by Yahooligan! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yes, indeedy! LOL.
2006-08-10 04:32:42 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2006-08-10 01:13:24 · answer #7 · answered by freakazoid 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh my gosh, that was funny! keep them coming!
2006-08-10 01:16:01 · answer #8 · answered by morgan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes, that was very funny
2006-08-10 01:07:04 · answer #9 · answered by xxxx 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like that lol
2006-08-10 01:45:18 · answer #10 · answered by ♥OHIO*HONEY♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋