First of all why would someone pay a billion dollars when they can get it a lot cheaper? This would never happen, heck a guy or girl could go to a bar and it would cost them a couple of drinks.
2006-08-09 23:30:49
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answered by ABBYsMom 7
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"What if..." questions are always so hard to answer. So instead of joking I may as well take it seriously, you know.
I'm 20 years old and straight. I've never had homosexual fantasies and I don't think other boys are cute. I like women, but for a billion dollars (if every circumstance was appropriate) I'd do just about anything. I'd definitely give another guy a ********.
But then, I can't truly consider the offer unless it was made because there are infinite variables. For instance :
- Does the man have a diseas I could or would catch if I sucked him off?
- How long do I have to perform the service?
- Do I have to swallow or can I spit?
- Will I get arrested for prostitution?
- If so will I go to prison or get a felony conviction?
- How many people will find out I made a billion dollars?
- If more than a few, will I get robbed or will me or anyone else get hurt because of the money?
- Do I get the $1,000,000,000 all at once or in payments?
- If so, what are the payments and will I definitely get them all?
- Cash, check, or credit?
- Are there any conditions I should consider that might change my mind? (i.e. A hidden camera is recording a film of my b.j. will be played during half-time of the Super Bowl.)
- Who is the man I'm giving oral sex to?
Nonetheless, I can't logically forsee many answers that would prevent my answer from quickly and undoubtedly being "Yes!". In fact, I'd wonder how anyone could say no. I couldn't care less what impression other people got from the decision I made. Doing it doesn't make me homo- or bisexual. It doesn't make me totally immoral or totally impulsive. And you know what? I think everyone in the world would agree if they were ever truly made an equivalent offer. A Catholic priest would accept the offer... eh bad example.
I mean, come on. This is sily. Would I give ONE guy ONE b.j. for ONE BILLION dollars? HELL YES. To make the question more interesting and more difficult to seriously consider you should reword it, because one b.j. for one billion dollars... I just... how could anyone say no?
One billion equals one thousand million. If I actually gave a guy a b.j. for $1,000,000,000 and I got the money all at once, and I still lived 100 years after that, I'd have $10 million a year, every year until I die. That much money would be easy to spend but if I was even a little careful I would never ever ever worry again. So, yes, no doubt I would. And any guy who says otherwise is just protecting his masculinity because he knows he'll never be offered that in real life so it's in his best interests to sustain his reputation instead.
"Would you give oral sex to another man for a thousand dollars?"
"Would you give oral sex to one thousand men for ten million dollars?"
Those are hypothetical questions that are harder to answer, but all meaningless anyway. Here's a really good 'make-believe' question, "If I could be told (the meaning of life, if there is a god, when I will die, etc) would I want to know?" That to me would be much harder to decide. Most people will, in reality, take money whenever and however they could easily get it. But emotional and social decisions are much harder to make.
Even if a morally straight, highly principled person shunned the offer of wealth and despised riches, this offer IN REAL LIFE would be nigh impossible to decline. And saying otherwise just means you are protection your value system and you've never been really had a chance to make the same decision... but then hey, no one ever really has.
2006-08-10 06:44:30
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answered by Anonymous
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Quit kidding yourself, you would do it for fifty as would most of your friends and if you have more than ten male friends between age legal to twenty-five most likely they have already done so. Actually money often has little to do with it. Often the desire is there and the money is just an excuse. So, go for it - - - just don't start the negotiation so high that it will take all night to get it down to a manageable level. Actually the current fantasy is still a thousand or ten thousand. Once heard a of a young wife who found that her husband had an easy way to scrape up ten grand on their honeymoon in Vegas - - - Have fun.
2006-08-10 06:35:09
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answered by JVHawai'i 7
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Haha I've had this conversation with friends on a different level. There was a contest where I live a while ago, and one of the events was for a chance to win $35,000, you had to make out with another guy for one minute. I said I'd do it, I know I'm straight, and making out with another dude wouldn't make me question my sexuality (though, I think I'd be pretty grossed out) but for $35,000, yea, I'm pretty sure I'd be willing to kiss a dude.
As for the oral sex one, that would be all kinds of nasty in my opinion, but hell, $1 Billion is alot of money. I could buy myself a new set of dignity and morals. Without being in the situation, I would say I'd probably do it for $1 Billion.
2006-08-10 06:31:33
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answered by Alberta Sunrise 3
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Without a doubt, a billion dollars can by me out of embarassment. I can just go buy a secluded island to live on with some hot chicks and forget about the whole thing. I would have a harder time doing it if I had to swallow though. But for a billion dollars, I could afford alot of mouthwash.
2006-08-10 06:29:30
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answered by Anonymous
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No, i cannot take it. Sound stupid ha...but it is a matter of principle in life. Billion dollar is lot of money that you cannot imagine you can have it, just for that thing, life is not all money. It will ruin my life.Once I have that money, I will sin a lot, I will become lazy and will enjoy life the fullest. I will lost the value of life. Better off working and enjoy what your sweat can give. I cannot be proud of such things...happy
2006-08-10 06:46:23
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answered by Alex 2
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Yes- A billion dollars would sort out hypnotherapy pretty easily. I'd probably do it for 100, 000. Maybe 100. Hell, where do you live- I'm coming over....
2006-08-10 06:28:52
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Maybe. It depends on certain things. is he going to blow his load into my mouth? Do I have to swallow? Is he wearing a condom? Is he going to tell anybody about it? Is he a stranger? Does he have genital warts? Does he have open sores on his shaft? Has it been washed recently?
2006-08-10 06:30:31
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answered by Anonymous
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i would do it for a billion dollars. i might even swallow ! and yes in straight !
2006-08-10 06:31:09
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answered by Fiji_bound2007 2
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sure ive been poor all of my life..i would do it for a million. not a penny less but a million i would.. thats a pretty high yuck factor
2006-08-10 06:28:52
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answered by askmike 5
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