2006-08-09 23:22:27 · 8 answers · asked by orion 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Two jumper cables walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "Don't you two START anything!!"
2006-08-10 02:56:13 · answer #1 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dick Cheney walks into a bar. He orders an O'Douls. The bartender replies that the bar serves only drinks with alcohol in them. Dick gets mad and says "Serving only alcohol in this establishment is liable to strenghten the position of the terrorists living among us." Whereat the bartender understands the gravity of his words and goes to the bar next door to immediately get the vice president his non-alcoholic beer. When he gets back, Dick is slumped in his booth in the back of the bar. And, just like Qui-Gon in Star Wars, he says, "It's too late" as he coughs up blood and dies.
2006-08-10 06:43:12 · answer #2 · answered by Mark 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A naked chic walks into a bar and orders something to drink.The bartender servers her the drink a looks at her 4 a long time .the chic asks him "what ! have,nt you seen a naked lady before ?"the bartender replies "no just wondering from where you will pay the cash "
2006-08-10 08:16:27 · answer #3 · answered by mafia man 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a bloody shooting was going on inside a bar and the owner was going nuts.
just then, a frail man enters and the shooying completely stops till he has had a seat.
the bartender says,'how'd you do that??'
the man saya'oh, no big deal. i owe all of them money'
2006-08-10 07:25:59 · answer #4 · answered by cracklepop! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a man walks into a bar and says 'ouch'.
2006-08-10 07:08:38 · answer #5 · answered by kayfromcov 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man walks into a bar.
ouch
2006-08-10 07:08:04 · answer #6 · answered by focusneilius 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it depends on who is readung it! To you? i dont know cause i dont know you haha......
2006-08-10 07:20:55 · answer #7 · answered by Emma.M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dunno
2006-08-10 06:27:12 · answer #8 · answered by bob 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋