Which cat wrote 'Oliver Twist'?

Question

1 - Smokey
2 - Billy Boy
3 - Jacko
4 - Tin-Tin
5 - Charles Kittens
6 - not a cat at all

Answer 1

Well asked... The obvious answer is, of course, "5 - Charles Kittens." At least this is the answer one is likely to find in most encyclopedias and informational websites edited by the "neurologically challenged." The genuine answer however is actually, "6 - not a cat at all."

Writing in the most recent edition of the prestigious journal of Victorian literary analysis, "Crap I Was Forced To Read In School, But Don't Give A Rat's Dimpled Bum About," the world famous art historian and strip-tease critic for "The Independent," Ibn Wankinov, conclusively proves that Charles Kittens was a flatulent fraud who gained wealth and fame by stealing the work of his so-called "house guest," the infinitely more talented hedgehog named, "Tinkles."

Yes, that's right; and I'm not afraid to say it at long last. Throw as many brickbats as you wish, you Yahoo doubters; it was Tinkles all along. (Well of course, who did you expect, Christopher Marlowe?).

According to Wankinov, one evening in the summer of 1869, while cruising the East End cat-houses, Kittens chanced upon Tinkles who'd recently been run over by a Hansom Cab and left for dead in the middle of the road. Kittens' first impulse was to say, "Who cares, another bloody flat hedgehog." But when he heard Tinkles reciting the "Out, out brief candle" soliloquy from Macbeth, he knew at once he had a goldmine on his hands.

Kittens took Tinkles home, nursed him, and then proceeded to steal Tinkles' extensive literary outpourings while Tinkles convalesced. Tinkles' first masterpiece was an autobiographical powerhouse named appropriately "Squeak House." However, extensive documentation proves that Kittens looked at the manuscript and found it far too bleak.

"Bleak?" Kittens cried. "Squeak? Squeak House? Ohmigod -- BLEAK HOUSE!!!"

Kittens published it under his own name, became an international celebrity, and never looked back. From there, he kept poor Tinkles in irons in the basement and threatened to eat him if he failed to produce more masterpieces -- which Tinkles did until his untimely death in 1878, when he escaped his imprisonment only to run out onto the street and, once again, be throttled by another Hansom Cab.

So there it is... You may wish to dispute. You may wish to go with the safe, predicatable and TOTALLY FALSE answer; but soon everyone, everywhere will know the story of the tragic genius who was Tinkles the Hedgehog, the TRUE author of ALL of Charles Kittens' masterpieces.

Hope this helps.

Answer 2

5

Answer 3

6

Answer 4

6

Answer 5

Charles Kittens

Answer 6

Charles Kittens

Answer 7

5 - Charles Kittens with the help of Billy the Kitten but it was a bit of a catastrophe as they couldn't hold the pen very well with their paws. So, you should quit pu55y-footing around and trying to lap up the attention.

Answer 8

Oliver twist is not written by a cat at all.so its 6-not a cat at all.r u a fool ,u asked this question.u would have asked who wrote oliver twist

Answer 9

Cat in the Hat

Answer 10

5 charleskittens