> >> > > Subject: Potentially and Realistically
> >> > >
> >> > >
> >> > > >
> >> > > > A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is
> >> > > the
> >> > > > difference between potentially and realistically?" The father
> >> > > thought
> >> > > > for
> >> > > > a moment, then answered...
> >> > > >
> >> > > > "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a
> >> > > million
> >> > > > dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt
> >> > > for a
> >> > > > million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with
> >> > > Tom Cruise
> >> > > > for a million dollars. Come back and tell me What you learn
> >> > > from that."
> >> > > >
> >> > > > So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with
> >> > > Robert
> >> > > > Redford For a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course
> >> > > I would!
> >> > > > We
> >> > > > could really use that money to fix Up the house and send you
> >> > > kids to a
> >> > > > great
> >> > > > University!"
> >> > > >
> >> > > > The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with
> >> > > Brad Pitt
> >> > > > For a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE
> >> > > Brad Pitt!.
> >> > > > I
> >> > > > would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?"
> >> > > >
> >> > > > The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep
> >> > > with Tom
> >> > > > Cruise
> >> > > > for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do
> >> > > you know
> >> > > > how
> >> > > > much a million could buy?"
> >> > > >
> >> > > > The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to
> >> > > his dad.
> >> > > > His
> >> > > > father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
> >> > > potentially and
> >> > > > realistically?"
> >> > > >
> >> > > > The boy replied, "Yes, Sir. Potentially, you and I are sitting
> >> > > on three
> >> > > > million dollars. But Realistically, we're living with two sluts
> >> > > and a
> >> > > > queer...
2006-08-09 21:16:15 · 9 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Definitively, a really good one! LOL.
Thank you for the laugh!
Have a great day!
2006-08-10 05:12:43 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! heard it b4, but a little differently, no brother, but still got a giggle, thanx. :)
2006-08-10 04:20:58 · answer #2 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok that is 2 funny. hahahahah hahahahah hahahaha good one
2006-08-10 04:19:52 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda old sorry sweetheart â¥
2006-08-10 04:25:58 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny.
2006-08-10 04:20:06 · answer #5 · answered by winnie_1423 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny âº
2006-08-10 05:17:22 · answer #6 · answered by gamer1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaaa!
nice!
2006-08-10 04:43:19 · answer #7 · answered by Musty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahahahaha... lol... really great!!!! good job!!! =D
2006-08-10 04:21:56 · answer #8 · answered by time-OUT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup.
2006-08-10 04:20:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋