tell me something funny. person with the funniest story wins!!
2006-08-09 21:05:28 · 8 answers · asked by imalickyouallover69 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there.
He asked her, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few minutes. I'll explain WHY later."
The nun agreed to his request. A short time later, two Military Police (MP's) came running along and asked if she had seen a soldier running down the road. She replied, "He went that way."
After the MP's disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go to Iraq." The nun said she could fully understand his fear. The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you have the most beautiful pair of legs I've ever seen!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen the most beautiful pair of balls you've ever seen! I don't want to go to Iraq either!
2006-08-10 00:14:06 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A jew, an old woman, a young chick and an arab are on a train. The train passes into a dark tunnel adn they all hear a loud 'Whack!' When the train comes out the jew has a sore red mark on his face.
The old woman thinks the jew pinched the young womans @rse and got slapped.
The jew thinks the arab must pinched the young womans @rse, and she thought it was him and slapped him.
The young woman assumes that the jew went to give her a pinch on the bum, but got the arab instead and got whacked.
The arab thinks, fark, cant wait for another tunnel so i can belt that jew bloke again!
2006-08-10 04:13:55 · answer #2 · answered by arifin ceper 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Just bloody marvelous, no farconundrum's today! Just had an egg and salad sandwich for dinner and making some musk vodka for the weekend. Woo hoo the weekend! Thanx for asking. :)
2006-08-10 04:13:32 · answer #3 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well im at work right now and everything was silent.... then all of the sudden a very loud fart noise.... the old woman that works in the office close to mine let it rip.... everyone in their offices were laughing out loud... i went and took the air freshener and i think i finishened the whole bottle in front of her office.......was that mean?? hehe
2006-08-10 04:17:23 · answer #4 · answered by zombiegirl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey it is a practical joke
i was cahhting witha brithish lady
hey i counselled her 5 hrs coz her bf ditched her.
she was normal
i was happy
i told out of satisfation life wht it reads
the HOLE thing ids so deep difficult to understans
She blasted on me read back i misspelt WHOLE as HOLE
it is buzzzzzzing stilllll in my mind.
2006-08-10 05:01:42 · answer #5 · answered by bkrt 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the worst thing about politics is when they smile .. you know that something's cooking .. they'll picture you that you'll be the happiest man on earth when you agree on what they say..
so if u find a politician smiling at you .. just run !! run for your life !!
2006-08-10 05:51:04 · answer #6 · answered by jehad s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all is fine and dandy in australia have a good 1 yourself....
2006-08-10 04:20:23 · answer #7 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Couldn't be any better for it to be 3:17a.m. and I haven't been to bed yet...I'm Grrrrrrreat!!!
2006-08-10 04:18:17 · answer #8 · answered by buzzbait0u812 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋