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if we were attacked by ZOMBIES!

2006-08-09 20:41:40 · 11 answers · asked by ? 5 in Health Diseases & Conditions Infectious Diseases

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I've thought about this before. I'd get my hands on a good blade, or something that can cut heads off that I wouldn't need to reload. I could lock myself in a supermarket somehow if nobody already thought of that lol, with my family of course, umm I doubt they could break through all the doors unless they are the "newer" zombies from the stupid new movies that can like use weapons and crap. If they're slow walking ones then it won't be a problem. By the time were done all the food or they expire it'll be months or maybe a year lol and we would be saved by the military. Or I could just go to a gun shop and stick around there and kill every zombie to come near, but I would be afraid during the night time when it gets harder to see and I need to sleep lol, id climb a tree or something because it wouldnt be safe on the roof, id climb something. If I were a billionaire Id build a mansion on an island only accessable through helicopter because of its height the zombies couldn't reach it if they wanted to, and id like have a bunch of canned food there to last me years! And since it would be in the ocean I could fish for food and live life there forever.

2006-08-09 20:50:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

After I threw you to the Zombies, I'd be looking for some salt and some needle and thread. Zombies sleep during the day- and the only known way to kill a zombie is to fill the mouth with salt and then sew the mouth shut.

2006-08-09 21:44:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Zombies. Good question. Act dead? Maybe we'll fit in, and we as living beings would not be a threat to the any more. Why else would zombies attack?
I guess attacks only take place when you feel threatened.

2006-08-09 20:48:44 · answer #3 · answered by dremafreytal 2 · 0 0

Do healthy things as Eating good , and use clean air an be active person and some thing..

2006-08-09 20:48:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ask the UN 4 aid and a ceasefire

2006-08-09 22:26:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Baseball bat and a shotgun

2006-08-09 20:45:56 · answer #6 · answered by Applecore782 5 · 0 0

Machete and a wood chipper.


Vrrrrrooooooomp - ground beef.

2006-08-09 20:48:14 · answer #7 · answered by drewwers 3 · 0 0

Kick *** and chew bubble gum

2006-08-09 20:44:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

D*mn, I'm all out of bubble gum!

2006-08-09 20:48:44 · answer #9 · answered by druid 7 · 0 0

no clue they're dead you can't hurt um. Have to burn them to dust

2006-08-09 21:55:14 · answer #10 · answered by double v 5 · 0 0

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