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2006-08-09 20:20:09 · 28 answers · asked by Jimmy H 4 in Travel Air Travel

28 answers

say it's a bomb-sniffing giraffe and you need to transport it to it's airport.

2006-08-09 20:24:05 · answer #1 · answered by Dude 3 · 3 0

Invent a machine or device that miniaturizes things first, though by the time you're done with that you probably no longer want to smuggle giraffes on a plane. At any rate then you go to the airport, miniaturize a plane, take it home, miniaturize the giraffe, stuff it into the miniaturized plane, back to the airport, put miniaturized plane and giraffe on the former spot of the plane and reverse. Get into the plane and hide as a stowaway somewhere where no one will be looking.

You could also just sell your invention a million times over and you will no longer have to worry about smuggling giraffes onto planes. You can then just ship them when and where you want.

I know not the answer you expected but hey ...

2006-08-09 20:30:26 · answer #2 · answered by groovusy 5 · 2 0

That tale is in basic terms too weird and wonderful. i did no longer comprehend no count if or cry. Apparantly they did no longer have the money to take their Dad/husband dwelling house to be buried. while a member of the airport team asked if he substitute into o.k., they mentioned 'he continually slept like that', curiously he substitute into in some adult adult males palms, being lifted on the airplane and the previous guy's head slipped onto the guy's face, icy chilly, the guy freaked. fact is stranger than fiction.

2016-11-04 06:24:39 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Did you see the movie "Maria Full of Grace"? Something like that might work.

2006-08-09 20:23:10 · answer #4 · answered by Signilda 7 · 0 0

carried it side way...u can make it freeze..so it look like a artifact..then unfreeze it..and put the giraffe in a warm place...

2006-08-09 20:24:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Put him in a flight attendants outfit.

2006-08-10 02:10:12 · answer #6 · answered by A Baby Ate My Dingo 4 · 1 0

In several pieces

2006-08-09 20:24:15 · answer #7 · answered by ejholle1 3 · 0 0

strap it on top of the plane tehehe

2006-08-09 20:26:21 · answer #8 · answered by Kelly s 6 · 0 0

Buy a very large trenchcoat.

2006-08-09 20:22:47 · answer #9 · answered by Super Rach 3 · 2 1

Carry weapons and they will overlook everything else!

2006-08-09 20:22:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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