2006-08-09 20:10:50 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
he created you of course. then he got inspired and made monkeys.
2006-08-09 20:16:23 · answer #1 · answered by swiftassailant77 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stay out late.
Knock around the Universe with a fast crowd.
Sleep in late.
Drink too much on the weekends.
Sleep Late
Play pool with asteroids and black holes (9,000,000,000-ball)
Participate in selfish/risky activities
Sleep some more
Get a dog
Go to shows.
Pretty much the same thing everyone else does before they have kids.
2006-08-10 03:24:23 · answer #2 · answered by michelle K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say God was planning what he was going to do next, and the only way to find that out is to meet him, (which I plan on doing, because I think it's amazing in what he did; I can't even imagine what he did.)
2006-08-10 03:18:27 · answer #3 · answered by No One! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smack
feel that
now back up and ask that question in a way more pleasing to God. And take note
Man has F*$# around with? with the earth and has brought it to the point of where it is at today
Because man has forgotten who Divine Majesty is
The emotional side of man has failed to give proper attention to the intellectual side
For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my Ways, saith the LORD. For as the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways, and my thoughts than your thoughts (Isa. 55:8-9).
But as it is written, Eye hath not seen, nor ear heard, neither have entered into the heart of man, the things which God hath prepared for them that love him. But God hath revealed them unto us by his Spirit: for the Spirit searcheth all things, yea, the deep things of God. For what man knoweth the things of a man, save the spirit of man which is in him? even so the things of God knoweth no man, but the Spirit of God. Now we have received, not the spirit of the world, but the spirit which is of God; that we might know the things that are freely given to us of God. Which things also we speak, not in the words which man's wisdom teacheth, but which the Holy Ghost teacheth; comparing spiritual things with spiritual. But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned. But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man. For who hath the mind of the Lord, that he may instruct him? But we have the mind of Christ (1 Cor. 2:9-16).
2006-08-10 03:29:23 · answer #4 · answered by Queen A 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he f***** around with Jupiter, Mercury, Venus, Mars, Neptune, Pluto, Sun, Moon, etc. Just look at how good he is at f****** entire planets, not one living inhabitant left on any other planet. And nothing to prove that He did it too, a totally clean professional job.
2006-08-10 03:19:14 · answer #5 · answered by joamon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe that's where the Aliens came from. Or he could have
been playing "Rock~Paper~Scissors".
2006-08-10 03:18:32 · answer #6 · answered by CraZyCaT 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
next time you see god ask, then let me know
2006-08-10 03:15:18 · answer #7 · answered by Solomon Dump 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋