A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
"Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman.
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.
2006-08-09 20:04:50 · 24 answers · asked by packy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A blonde goes to the doctors and says i think i pregnant,so the doctor says ok we'll just take a few tests.When he came back with the results he said yes you are indeed pregnant,she was shocked and said is it mine.
2006-08-10 06:25:42 · answer #1 · answered by HHH 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why does a blonde smile when there's lightning?
She thinks that someone is taking her picture...
how can you tell when a blonde barmaid has had a bad day?
her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil anywhere
what does a smart blonde and aliens have in common?
you always hear about them but you never see them...
why was the blonde on the roof of the pub?
because she heard that the drinks were on the house...
a blonde and a brunette are falling off a cliff, who hits the ground first??
The brunette. The blonde had to stop and ask for directions
2006-08-10 03:25:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
hehhe...funny..here's one:
a blonde drove her car one day. She didn't know about speed limits, so she went above the normal speed limit. A policewoman saw her, and turned on the siren and went after her. When she realized the policewoman was after her, she stopped. The policewoman got out of the car, she is a blonde too. She asked the lady for her license and registration and proof of insurance. The blonde in the car didn't know what a license was, so she asked the blonde policewoman, "What is a license?" The blonde policewoman answers, "Well, its something square that has your picture in it." The blonde in the car thought about it for a moment and reaches into her purse and pulled out a square mirror. She hands it to the blonde policewoman who answers, "I'm sorry, ma'am. I didn't know you were a police officer as well."
hehe!
2006-08-10 03:10:26 · answer #3 · answered by blue_bee 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
A blonde woman's house was ransacked and in tears, she called the police. The closest officer was a K-9 unit so he headed over to the address.
He drives up, parks, and gets his dog out for some fresh air.
The blonde opens the door, looks at the policeman and starts bawling, "Not only did I get robbed; they sent me a blind policeman!"
2006-08-10 03:09:53 · answer #4 · answered by lilith4507 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
When is a ***** dead?...
....... When he drops his French fries.
When is a blonde dead?
....... When he doesn't pick it up!
Why do blondes have such large nostrils?...
....... Air is free!
What's the difference between a dinosaur and a smart blonde?...
....... A dinosaurus has really existed.
How does a blonde recipe for an omelette start?
....... One borrows an egg...
I can find many more if you want...
2006-08-10 04:00:12 · answer #5 · answered by arifin ceper 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A good blonde joke, indeed!
Are Blondes so naive or fools?
2006-08-10 03:31:43 · answer #6 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good jokes but it happens with others also especially from village
2006-08-10 03:11:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most blonds are brunets if you know where to look
2006-08-10 18:04:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how are blonds and hardware stores alike?
-5 cents a screw
2006-08-10 04:43:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is great, some blonde jokesI haven't heard before, more please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Even funnier than lumberjack jokes LOL
2006-08-10 04:40:03 · answer #10 · answered by maggie rose 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋