I know the South Park creators show Jesus.
2006-08-09 19:49:45 · 24 answers · asked by Beavis Christ AM 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Santa ..he has weight on his side and animal cunning from dealing with kids for such a long time ...unbeatable combination....lol
2006-08-09 19:55:48 · answer #1 · answered by Bearable 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The kids would follow Santa before they would listen to Jesus. Plus Santa has Jesus by about 200lbs. I will grant it that Jesus has a slightly longer reach.
Santa is faster-traveles the world in a single nightwith tons of toys
Jesus took all day just to carry a cross out of town.
Santa is sneaky-Gets into every house without being seen, Jesus leaves his mark allover the place when he is in a house.
Santa doesn't have to as daddy for help, jesus did and still got crucified.
Santa rides a sleigh with flying raindeer, jesus rode a donkey.
Santa has big black boots, jesus wears sandles.
Santa has tons of magical elves, jesus has 12 dudes that couldn't find a job.
Santa has a home at the north pole, jesus was born in a barn.
Santa gave me my first shotgun, I am yet to have Jesus answer any of my prayers.
SANTA FOR THE WIN!!!!!!
2006-08-09 20:05:29 · answer #2 · answered by upallnite 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. I'm pretty sure Jesus would refuse to fight Santa.
2. Why would the two fight in the first place?
3. Jesus would win!
2006-08-09 19:55:32 · answer #3 · answered by Appaloosa88 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus, of course. He took the worst whipping the Romans could come up with and still carried a cross. What's Santa got for a weapon - candy canes? It's hard to beat a guy who can keep resurrecting Himself.
2006-08-09 19:59:12 · answer #4 · answered by dukefenton 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa, he outweighs Jesus by a LOT so it wouldn't be a fair fight, so to speak.
2006-08-09 19:56:52 · answer #5 · answered by LindaLou 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They wouldn't fight. They'd break bread, share
a glass of wine. Jesus would teach Santa that
dance he does and Santa would give Jesus a
great present from his sack. :)
2006-08-09 19:56:11 · answer #6 · answered by Linda S 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Santa weighs more, you know but jesus has the ability to brainwash people and gain support ove rlarge amounts of people so....jesus would win..but wait..it is a 1on 1 fight...arggg..this is tough....jesus santa jesus santa..why do i get the feeling these two have one big thing in common.
2006-08-09 19:53:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Santa, Jesus would just keep turning his cheeks.
2006-08-09 19:52:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is so totally absurd! Santa evolved from Saint Nicholas who was a believer in Jesus.
2006-08-09 19:52:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
St. Nicholas of Myra (Who in legend replaced into made into Santa) Saint Nicholas of Myra replaced into imprisoned for his faith in Christ, he later helped with finding out the canon of the Bible and served on the suggestions of Niacea so seeing as Santa (Saint Nicholas of Myra) worshiped Jesus and recognized him as God, why could he combat him?
2016-10-01 21:30:18 · answer #10 · answered by stein 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus, because he has God on his side. Who is Santa going to call on for help, Mrs. Claus? All she does is bake cookies.
2006-08-09 19:53:14 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋