2006-08-09 19:41:03 · 12 answers · asked by Blondie 1 in Health ➔ Other - Health
People who can't spell.
Ahhhh-chooo!
Ahhhh-chooo!
2006-08-09 19:44:33 · answer #1 · answered by Jim T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My adventures on Yahoo! Answers:
(The questions are not mine. The answers are.)
Q: what would you do if a man fell out of the sky?
A: I would fly up and catch him. He would then be so happy I had saved his life that he would fall in love with me. We would get married on a cloud with a bluebird as a minister and several playful zephyrs as witnesses. My best man would be a grumpy dragon named Thomic. Then we would eat pie all day. And, I don't know, have moon babies or something.
Q: What will make a cat drink volumes of water?
A: Do you mean your cat is drinking lots of water and you want to figure out why and maybe make her stop, or do you want to figure out how to make her drink lots and lots of water for some reason all your own?
Q: Will the Feds catch me?
A: No. They will never ever ever catch you, because you are brilliant, clever, scintillating in your wisdom. You are a mind ninja, dodging speedy bursts of illogic and throwing really cool sparkly metaphorical ninja-stars at ignorance. Your intelligence makes me fall to my knees and weep openly at the beauty of it.
Q: ano ang kasabihan sa magkatapat na pinto ayon sa sinaunang pilipino?
A: I don't know what you're saying except that I think "pilipino" might mean "filipino" and my girlfriend is filipino so this question is cool.
Girlfriend.
My girlfriend.
I have a girlfriend.
*coughcough*girlfriend*cough*
Q: Can you define reality in one word?
A: Pie.
Q: Can it be possible that the person you love most is the one you hate most?
A: Only if by "love most" you mean "pie", and by "hate most" you mean "eat the pie".
Q: Are you mad?
A: Only if by "mad" you mean "eat the pie"
Copy/paste RULES!
Q: Do men actually fall in love?
A: No, men are incapable of love. However, they actually fall into a very similar emotion called "lurve". As follows:
Sally: Tom! You are perfect! I love you!
Tom: You're one swell broad, Sally! I lurve you so much!
Sally: What?
Lurve differs from love in the sense that when you are in it sappy movies only make you angry or hungry and not weepy and smurfy, and that you are slightly more willing to accept the "Not tonight honey, I have a headache" excuse.
Q: If i am a genie in a bottle and i gave you one single wish to make in exchange or ur life, what would it be?
A: I would wish for pie, and fifteen minutes to eat the pie.
Q: What would you do if you or your wife gave birth to a quadruplets 3 years after giving to a triplets and your first-born twins are turning 7?
A: This is one of them...whatchamacallit... "metaphorical" questions, isn't it?
Well as long as we're metaphoricalizing down here, I'd say you should trade them to an evil indian for a magic shovel and then go on an adventure that leads you to a chest full of rubles and somehow slays the evil indian and gets your kids back. Then you could sell them again for another shovel and you'd have two shovels! Only one of them is magic, though.
Q: Is true love holding on or letting go?
A: Well I COULD be crass, and ask you what she's holding onto in the first place,
What?
No, there's not a second part to that.
Q: How would you tame a leo?
A: I would let them know that I was truly and passionately in lurve with them, and trust lurve to do the rest.
Lurve.
Q: Why is it that a woman having sex with so many diffrent guys makes her a whore. but a man caught having sex with so many women makes him more masculine?
A: Anything I want in the ENTIRE WORLD, eh?
I would wish for a pair of boots made out of living sharks so that when someone tries to rob me I can kick them in the knee and the sharks will bite them in the knee and their knee would hurt and they would go "Ow! My knee!".
2006-08-10 02:46:59 · answer #2 · answered by Grobny Cloyd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im ELEGIC 2 soap i have 2 use BATHOX to wash my self cuz it has NO soap in it
2006-08-10 02:44:28 · answer #3 · answered by Mlidgee93 rox 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't know I was supposed to ne elorcic. Am I normal?
2006-08-10 02:44:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Penicillen, gluten, milk, eggs, wheat flour, corn, peanut, bee stings... I can go on...
2006-08-10 04:33:06 · answer #5 · answered by Shorty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pollen "Allergic"
2006-08-10 02:44:31 · answer #6 · answered by Nirvash 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Secret. Not allowed to tell. Lol. What are you asking ???
2006-08-10 02:45:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is that? i googled it and found no return?
2006-08-10 02:45:05 · answer #8 · answered by fireashes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm.....
2006-08-10 02:49:25 · answer #9 · answered by FairyGurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you mean, Allergic?
Speak english please? me no understand!!!
2006-08-10 02:44:42 · answer #10 · answered by blah blah 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋