A gorgeous blonde visited a world-renowned psychic. In a dark and unnaturally cold room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered some grave news:
"There's no easy way to say this, my dear so I'll just tell you what I see: your husband is a powerful man, but prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death later this year."
Visibly shaken, the customer stared at the woman's wrinkled, wise-looking face, then at the flickering candle on the table, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself.
"I simply have to know one thing," she finally says. The fortune teller met her gaze. The blonde steadied her voice, and finally got the words out: "Will I be acquitted?"
2006-08-09 18:53:54 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO, that's a good one!!!
2006-08-09 18:58:27 · answer #1 · answered by golddiggalova 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny
2006-08-09 19:06:29 · answer #2 · answered by hagren 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard that one like, 10 years ago...
2006-08-09 19:28:24 · answer #3 · answered by packy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-08-09 18:59:51 · answer #4 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very inter3esting, funny
2006-08-09 19:00:08 · answer #5 · answered by electricbluerocker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol cute ♥
2006-08-09 19:24:14 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad.
2006-08-09 18:58:53 · answer #7 · answered by opjames 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he ... nice... didnt hear this before
2006-08-09 18:58:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks..lol :)
2006-08-09 20:52:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe nice...
2006-08-09 19:48:02 · answer #10 · answered by atticus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋