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150 leather bound bibles!

2006-08-09 18:53:49 · answer #1 · answered by Bright Eyes 4 · 0 3

When you're finished messing around, consider being ever changing parts of the glorious ecological system of a planet that isn't yet completely ruined. With some luck, a few of your molecules could be part of an enzyme that destroys cancer or a receptor cone in the eye of a hawk.
Get your virgins while you're young, son. Just be sure to keep it real clean until you're ready to make a baby. Dead men don't get any virgins.

2006-08-10 02:05:33 · answer #2 · answered by anyone 5 · 1 0

Did you know the 72 Virgins thing IS NOT in the Koran?

2006-08-10 02:15:21 · answer #3 · answered by Augustine 6 · 1 0

I heard an Islamic had a near death experience and saw the 72 virgins. He now says he's glad he didn't die and wouldn't wish them on anyone. He's going to look into other religions.

2006-08-10 02:26:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

you have to be an asshole to believe something so stupid as the whole 72 virgins crap,i still think this is a joke on the real world people I'm not a christian buy the way and this whole virgins thing has to be an inside joke I'm mean really how long would it take to get bored with these chicks,after like 20 yrs of these girls it would turn to hell ,just think when your not doing it their yapping and nagging,and fighting each other......no way people really believe this crap ......no way

2006-08-10 02:09:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

WHO exactly told u that there is exactly 72 virgins???
I'm a Muslim & i asure u that there is no mentioning of the axact number

2006-08-10 02:02:38 · answer #6 · answered by Helen 3 · 1 0

what they dont tell you is all the virgins are 35 year old men living in their parents basements reading comic books and dressed like they just got back from a starwars convention


Christianity offers eternal life not some lie to keep you happy and ignorant until you die and burn in eternal hell fire.

:-)

2006-08-10 02:03:06 · answer #7 · answered by Whats it to ya? 2 · 0 1

Ask not what God can do for you, rather ask what can you do for God. Spiritually advanced souls are always concerned with how to develop love for God, be more compassionate to all living entities and promote global peace and harmony. Without seeking anything for themselves, this is real love, transcendental love.

For further discussion:-Sriman Sankarshan Das Adhikari (sda@backtohome.com)

2006-08-10 02:03:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

you misunderstood, its not 72 virgins. Its a 72 year old virgin

2006-08-10 02:14:57 · answer #9 · answered by dirty_lil_princesss 2 · 0 1

I'll bid nothing.
I'll be dead.
Who cares what happens after I am gone?

2006-08-10 02:00:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

36 chicks that know whatthe hell they're doing in bed and dont have any qualms about getting kinky...and yes, by kinky i mean butt sex! so, half the chicks, but twice the fun. and really, once you screw a virgin, she isnt one anymore. so you'd be done with 72 of them in....a week or so. then what?

2006-08-10 01:58:03 · answer #11 · answered by Spellcaster97 2 · 1 3

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