The couple had been married for twenty years. It was a happy, wonderful marriage, except that the wife was very unfaithful.
The husband finally got so tired of her unfaithfulness that he made her promise to never again be untrue to him.
One day he came home and found her in bed with a midget.
He cried out, "My wife, my love, after you made all those promises, I find you in bed with another man, and a midget at that!"
She replied, "My dearest husband, the love of my life, do you not believe me, do you not see, do you not understand? I am tapering off."
2006-08-09 18:48:35 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg!
2006-08-09 20:56:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2006-08-10 01:55:51 · answer #2 · answered by golddiggalova 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he... nice collection.... read your other jokes too
2006-08-10 02:01:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY.
2006-08-10 04:03:33 · answer #4 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2006-08-10 15:22:42 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..........
2006-08-10 02:28:30 · answer #6 · answered by WenckeBrat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋