My sister thinks this is not funny at all and i roll on the floor when i hear it. so want to know if others think it is funny or not. (Warning this could offend religious people.)
Ok the music is like old time gospel mixed with old time country.
The lyrics are:
Oh sinner do not stray
From the straight and narrow way
For the Lord is surely watching what you do.
If you approach the Devil's den
Turn 'round don't enter in
Lest the hand of the almighty fall on you.
He'll f**k you up (He'll f**k you up)
Yes God will f**k you up
If you dare to disobey his stern command
He'll f**k you up (He'll f**k you up)
Don't you know He'll f**k you up
So you better do some praying while you can.
Long ago a man named Lot
Had a wife he thought was hot
But she could not stop her black and sinful ways.
You know is was her own damn fault
When God turned that ***** to salt
That's the way he used to work back in those days.
2006-08-09 18:13:56 · 11 answers · asked by purple dove 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He f**ked 'em up (He f**ked 'em up)
He really f**ked 'em up
When the people went and turned their backs on him
He can f**k you up (He'll f**k you up)
No s**t He'll f**k you up
Just like He f**ked the people up back then.
I used to have a friend named Ray
Who walked that evil way
He cursed and drank and broke his neighbors fence
You know Ray was full aware
That some sheep were over there
And he knew them in the biblical sense
God f**ked him up (He f**ked him up)
He went and f**ked Ray up
Went and paid him back for all his wicked sins
He f**ked him up (He f**ked him up)
F**ked that boy completely up
Now he’s married to a Presbyterian
2006-08-09 18:14:13 · update #1
If there were more hymns like this the churches wouldn't be so empty.
2006-08-09 18:36:55 · answer #1 · answered by dukefenton 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's a bluegrass gospel parody - pretty funny.
The link below is to a discussion thread about the song...
2006-08-09 18:21:29 · answer #2 · answered by ajimmer 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
stryper music that mentioned "get rid of the old" and that i sang "get rid of b o" maiden music that mentioned "fly on your way like an eagle" and that i sang "fly on your way like a digo" think of I actually have a listening to situation. my fave lyrics are from a band referred to as 0.5 guy 0.5 biscuit the lyrics contain : i replaced into basically sitting there ingesting a salmonella sandwich and what do petrified wooded area see to make all of them so scared !! i'm no longer making this up, truthful.
2016-09-29 02:51:54 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont agree but like ^ she said to each his own..
2006-08-09 18:52:51 · answer #4 · answered by kathy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not too funny to me but to each his own...
2006-08-09 18:21:06 · answer #5 · answered by buzzbait0u812 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No not funny at all...maybe you need prayer more than sarcasm.
2006-08-09 19:11:25 · answer #6 · answered by Modest intellect 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Too many "F"-bombs are dropped in that song for me!!
2006-08-09 18:31:15 · answer #7 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
definately funny!
2006-08-09 18:18:41 · answer #8 · answered by groovehustla 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol cute ♥
2006-08-09 18:22:11 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh my...haha that was...interesting
2006-08-09 18:24:51 · answer #10 · answered by Shaw1Net6 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋