An old man was talking to his wife about getting social security. She told him he couldn't get it unless he showed his birth certificate, which he didn't have...anyway, he made a bet with his wife he could get it. He leaves and comes back several hours later feeling proud. He said, I got it! She sayed How in the world did you get it without proof of age? He said, I just unbuttoned my shirt and showed her all this gray hair on my chest and she said I MUST be old enough for it. His wife says you should have dropped your pants, maybe you could have gotten disability!
2006-08-09 18:04:23 · 7 answers · asked by buzzbait0u812 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah! A good one!
It will be buzzing always in my mind.
2006-08-09 18:11:49 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awesome!
2006-08-10 01:14:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, funny, I would laugh out loud, but my baby is sleeping, finally.
2006-08-10 01:30:33 · answer #3 · answered by Chulis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny
2006-08-10 01:14:06 · answer #4 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol poor man lol â¥
2006-08-10 01:23:01 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell more good jokes!
2006-08-10 01:23:10 · answer #6 · answered by Nick D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one!!!
2006-08-10 01:15:43 · answer #7 · answered by razorbackgirl95 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋