1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
2. Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
3. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent
For an indefinite period.
4. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
5. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't
Get it.
6. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
7. Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.
8. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
9 . Karmageddon (n): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
10 .Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
11. Glibido (v): All talk and no action.
12. Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
14. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
15. Caterpallor (n.): The colour you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.
16. Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an a**hole.
2006-08-09 17:58:50 · 6 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
man that was great! with that I think I am going to bed. Thanks for a good laugh :)
2006-08-09 18:04:53 · answer #1 · answered by Karen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. And no, they wouldn't make Literati's radar. That game only accepts words like "na", "li", "xi", and "aa".
2006-08-09 18:05:12 · answer #2 · answered by sweet_leaf 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whooo~ nice vocab. Thanks for adding my dictionary. And yes, literati would accept those words. Why? Because I said so
2006-08-09 18:10:47 · answer #3 · answered by laidbacktionist 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats ******* hilarious
2006-08-09 18:02:18 · answer #4 · answered by SunnySmile83 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2006-08-09 18:02:21 · answer #5 · answered by niles25_14 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GREAT!!!
2006-08-09 18:16:05 · answer #6 · answered by buzzbait0u812 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋