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2006-08-09 17:52:02 · 16 answers · asked by robbybobby 1 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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Okay ... but she has to blond or really, really, drunk. You simply walk up behind her ... tap her on the shoulder, look at your watch and say, "okay .... time to go."

2006-08-09 18:16:26 · answer #1 · answered by Sam 7 · 0 0

I was walking out of the grocery store when a guy told me I dropped something, I turned to see what it was and he handed me a piece of paper with is name and number on it. Hmm I think that was the worst, sorry I guess you wanted the perfect pickup line

2006-08-10 00:59:21 · answer #2 · answered by rockwithelmo 3 · 0 0

well i think pickup lines are stupid

but

Go to google type in Become a Player

This site will help you ALOT

It helped me

Vote best answer?

2006-08-10 00:56:14 · answer #3 · answered by LaZlow 3 · 0 0

Uhhhhh......hey baby, let's dance like Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire in the bedroom.

2006-08-10 01:00:14 · answer #4 · answered by brewbeer212 4 · 0 0

When you're all the way across the room from her, you pick up a chair, and walk all the way over to her, set it down next to her, and ask, "Is this seat taken?"

2006-08-10 00:57:27 · answer #5 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0 0

If your left leg's easter, and your right leg's christmas, can i visit you between the holidays?

or

When you're at a restaurant drop a sugar packet in front of a girl and say "i think you lost your name tag"

2006-08-10 00:56:35 · answer #6 · answered by micktobi 3 · 0 0

The best one I can give to you is the one my husband used on me:
Guy asking: Did it hurt much?
Girl response: What?
Guy response: When you fell from Heaven?

2006-08-10 00:56:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

What's a gurl like you doing in a place like this?
I think heaven is missing an angel.

2006-08-10 00:55:51 · answer #8 · answered by Lucy Lu 4 · 0 0

How bout nice shoes wanna f*** or are u tired?? cause u been runnin round in my head all night

2006-08-10 01:00:28 · answer #9 · answered by mavemt79 1 · 0 0

have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears??
(flip out both empty pockets)
would you like to?

2006-08-10 00:55:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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