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I'm so offended by him. Not only has he been brainwashing Katie Holmes, he directly insulted God by jumping on the Great Oprah's couch. How could he have done such a thing? Doesn't he have respect for God/Oprah? So what if he is a Scientologist? Doesn't he have the decency not to smother his feet dirt on the Great Oprah's holy couch? Oprah's grace is phenomenal. She did not act out. She could of easily banished him with her furious war-cries, but she didn't. She could have ripped Tom Cruise to shreds. But, our Graceful Oprah, did not. This proves once again that Oprah is an amazing God. She has given life to us, protected the Earth from evil, and now, she has spared Tom Cruise. Such mercy!

btw: I converted from Islam back to Oprahism.

2006-08-09 17:49:20 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Wow... for those that don't know Oprah = God.

2006-08-09 18:09:14 · update #1

34 answers

I believe, now! Bring me to Oprah's true religion!

2006-08-09 17:53:52 · answer #1 · answered by bardoi 3 · 0 0

brandino: lets set something straight, you are mad because tom cruise makes fun of God, and you worship oprah. Ok i dont know if you are being sarcastic or if you are for real.
Tom cruise he doesnt know what he believes in. Whatever rock his boat and makes him feel better that what he going to go for. here is what scientologist believe:
Scientology, which means “knowing how to know,” is a religion based on the works of L Ron Hubbard (1911-1986
Scientology is the study and handling of the spirit in relationship to itself, others and all of life.
Man is an immortal, spiritual being. His experience extends well beyond a single lifetime. His capabilities are unlimited, even if not presently realized — and those capabilities can be realized.
Ron Hubbard did not resurrect, he is still six feet underground.
This is a man made religion in other words a "cult".

Im a believer in Jesus Christ, i believe that he was born from a virgin. I believe that he is the son of God, that he Died and rose again. i believe he is coming back.
I would advise that before you belive in something or make yourself and Idol of a person, you should your research.
God is the creator in this earth, He is omnipotent, omnicient, all powerful. There is no other God beside him.
Jesus Christ came to this earth, to serve.

2006-08-09 18:07:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Oprah giveith and Oprah takeith away.

But Oprah has been known as being a carring god, she even gets fat just to show it is ok!

Tom might mock her now, but why do you think we have not seen suri, Oprah has punished the man with his child!

2006-08-09 17:55:19 · answer #3 · answered by quest 4 · 1 0

oh my gawd i dont know why
inever wouldve thunk anyone else would understand my theory that oprah is a shaman
a great priestess
a teacher
a learder
but more on that later
anyway
i totally understand
tom is an evil evil sick assed scientologist
he is wrong
he has ruined katie holmes
and what in the blue hell did he do to nicole kidman?
hes a freak machine man
wait.... maybe its all the fault of the alien ghosts! ohm y gawd
i better start auditing myself with an emeter
crap

2006-08-10 18:08:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Romans 10

2006-08-09 17:53:32 · answer #5 · answered by robert p 7 · 0 0

Jesus is likewise Tom Cruise. he's the daddy, the Son, and the Holy Ghost. in actuality, there are surely 3 Tom Cruises (Scientologists can commence making clones at point 5).

2016-11-04 06:18:00 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I feel offended that Tom thinks that we are all idoits and brainwashed used to be smart katie. poor girl. i hope she gets out of the whole tom is keeping her in.

did you know that tom is actually letting others see suri? its so about time! here are the rules however:
1) no pictures
2) Do not touch
3) do not make baby talk (something against the religion about slowing baby's brain...lol)

that guy is crazy! get those poor girls out of his house!

2006-08-11 13:22:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

NOT AT ALL!

Much of Hollywood is down the tubes... like the the RAP SCUM with their crosses swingin while they mock THE GOD and curse their own women.

A long time ago I realized that the unsaved lived by a World System - not The God's System.

2006-08-09 17:56:41 · answer #8 · answered by whynotaskdon 7 · 0 1

I get offended when people are that into Oprah.

2006-08-09 17:53:47 · answer #9 · answered by rtwo 1 · 0 0

I get offended when Tom Cruise tries to act.

2006-08-09 17:52:53 · answer #10 · answered by Thundercow 2 · 1 0

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