it goes like, something about kiss my ask me no more questions tell me no more lies and something like that please tell me howq it goes.
2006-08-09 17:47:47 · 13 answers · asked by the crazyness 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
miss lucy had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell
miss lucy sat upon it
and broke her little
behing the refrigurater
there was a piece of glass
miss lucy sat upon it
and broke her little
ask me know more questions
tell me know more lies
miss lucy's in the bathroom
with 40 naked guys
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haha i hope its the right one!!!!! its the only one i know!
2006-08-09 17:51:59 · answer #1 · answered by A Pirate's Life For ME ;) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies, for if you ask me questions, I'll only tell you lies.
There was an episode of the Simpsons where Lisa and a friend were hand-clapping to this rhyme and Homer was listening and every time it sounded like the rhyme was going to get inappropriate the girls switched to a new rhyme while Homer went Aargh! then sighed in relief.
A similar scene occurred in the Rob Schneider movie Hot Chick.
2006-08-10 00:56:52 · answer #2 · answered by February Rain 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are a couple of different versions now a days, here is the one I grew up with.
Mary had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell, Mary went to heaven, the steamboat went to Hell-o operator please give me number 9 and if you disconnect me, i'll chop off your behind the 'frigerator there lay a piece of glass and if you sit upon it you'll slice your little ask me no more questions tell me no more lies, the boys are in the bathroom zipping up there flies are in the meadow the bees are in the park mary and her boyfriend are kissing in the d-a-r-k, d-a-r-k, d-a-r-k DARK DARK DARK.
2006-08-10 00:54:23 · answer #3 · answered by Gremlin789 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Miss Suzie had a steamboat the steamboat had a bell Miss Suzie went to heaven
the steamboat went to hello operator please give me number nine and if you disconnect me I'll chop off your behind the fridgerator
there was a piece of glass
Miss Suzie sat apon them and broke her big fat ask me no more questions tell me no more lies the boys are in the bathroom zipping down their flies are in the meadow the bees are in the park Miss Suzie and her boyfriend are kissing in the d-a-r-k d-a-r-k dark dark dark darker than the ocean darker than the sea darker than the naked lady chasing after me!
2006-08-10 01:00:35 · answer #4 · answered by ♥-=-TLCNJ19-=-♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Miss Suzy had a steamboat,
The steamboat had a bell.
Miss Suzy went to heaven,
The steamboat went to...
Hello operator,
Please give me number nine,
If you disconnect me,
I'll chop off your behind...
The 'frigerator, there was a piece of glass,
Miss Suzy sat upon it,
And broke her little
Ask me no more questions,
Please tell me no more lies,
The boys are in the bathroom,
Zipping up their...
Flies are in the meadow
Bees are in the park.
Miss Suzy and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the
Dark! Dark!
Dark is like a movie
A movie's like a show
A show is like a TV set
And that is all I know.
I know I know my ma.
I know I know my pa.
I know I know my sister
With the forty acre bra!
2006-08-10 00:56:51 · answer #5 · answered by golddiggalova 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Miss Susy had a steamboat the steamboat had a bell
miss sussy when to heaven and the steamboat when to
hello operator please give me number nine
and if you disconnect me i'll kick you from behind the refriderator there was a peice of glass
miss sussy sat upon it and broke here little
ask me know more qustions i'll tell you know more lies the boys are in the bathroom zipping up the flies are in the meadow the bees are in the hives miss sussy and her boyfriend are kissing in the d-a-r-k d-a-r-k dark dark dakr the dakr is for the movies the movies for the show the show is for the people and that is all i know. I know i know my ma i know i know my pa i know i know my sister with a 40 acre bra my pa gave me anickel my ma gave me a dime my sister gave me a boyfriend his name is frankenstein he made me wash the dishes he made ms scrub the floor he made me clean his underwear so i kicked him out the door. i kicked him over paris i kicked him over fracne i kicked him to hawaii wear he learned the hula dance
2006-08-10 00:55:18 · answer #6 · answered by I_Love_You_13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lulu had a steamboat the steamboat had a bell lulu pushed the wrong switch and blew all to hell o operator give me number 9 if you dissconnect me i'll kick you in behind the refrigarator was a piece of glass lulu almost slipped and almost bust her ask me no more questions tell me no more lies get hit with a bowl of sh-t right between the eyes.
2006-08-10 01:32:14 · answer #7 · answered by blackjack911 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three men, digging in a ditch...
One calls the other a Dirty Son of a ...
Peter Murphy had a dog, a very fine dog was he,
He gave it to his girlfirend to keep her company.
He held it, he petted it...
He put it on his lap,
It jumped up and bit him on his Cocktail
Ginger Ale, 5 cents a glass...
If you don't like it you can stick it up your
Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies.
Keep your dirty trap shut so you don't catch any flies.
2006-08-10 00:55:25 · answer #8 · answered by xiannah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im not sure what that one is but i know this one.e.g Jake and ginger kissing i the tree k i s s i n g first comes love then comes marriage then comes the baby something something lol
2006-08-10 00:52:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont know if this is right...but this is one i know...
Mary had a little lamb she also had a duck, took him 'round the corner and taght him how to fry eggs for breakfast, fry eggs for tea, the more you eat the more you want to pee-ter had a boat, piranha jumped up and bit off his c0ck-tails, ginger-ales, forty cents a glass, if you dont like it shuve it up your ask no questions tell no lies i saw a doctor zipping up his flies are bad mosquitos are worse, i saw a doctor lying on a nurse my babby nurse it well, this is the end of my rude fairy tale...
sry if its a little umm...bad....xD
2006-08-10 00:53:56 · answer #10 · answered by § Moonlight Shadow § 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋