A woman rushes inside to answer the phone and it's the family doctor calling. He says, "I have good news and bad news", "what do you want first"? She says give me the bad news first. He says your husband was in a terrible accident. He will always be a vegetable. You'll have to do everything for him...change him, feed him, wipe his butt and never be able to leave him alone. OH MY GOSH the woman screamed and began to sob...what's the good news? The doctor says, I was just kidding, he's dead.
2006-08-09 17:31:52 · 9 answers · asked by buzzbait0u812 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yeah, i know it's bad...kind of some sick humor! LOL
2006-08-09 17:39:41 · update #1
U Poop, I don't watch family guy...I got that out of Drew Cary's book back in 1998
2006-08-09 18:10:26 · update #2
two thumbs up!
2006-08-09 17:42:02 · answer #1 · answered by arifin ceper 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ohhhh that's terrible
A mother just delivered a baby the doctor picked it up and threw it agains the wall, then picked it up again and threw it on the floor and stepped on it. The parents were terrified the doctor smiled and said just kidding he was already dead
now that's sick
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2006-08-10 01:05:53 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny but awful at the same time.
2006-08-10 00:35:59 · answer #3 · answered by Rebecca B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Horrible but funny at the same time he he he
2006-08-10 13:50:43 · answer #4 · answered by HHH 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah thats great, lol fun. go ahead and lets us some more good jokes.
Good Luck
2006-08-10 00:47:27 · answer #5 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
2006-08-10 00:38:39 · answer #6 · answered by golddiggalova 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!
2006-08-10 00:44:48 · answer #7 · answered by Allyn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU CHEATER!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS ON FAMILY GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh, and YOU POOP!!!!!!!!
2006-08-10 01:04:47 · answer #8 · answered by 1+1+1 DOES NOT EQUAL 1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2006-08-10 00:35:53 · answer #9 · answered by niles25_14 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋