A minister was asked to dinner by one of his church members. He knew she was a bad housekeeper but agreed. When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest that he had ever seen in his life. "Were these dishes ever washed?" he asked his hostess, running his fingers over the grit and grime.
She replied,"They're as clean as soap and water could get them". He felt a bit uncomfortable, but blessed the food anyway and started eating. It was really delicious and he said so, despite the dirty dishes. When dinner was over, the hostess took the dishes outside and yelled, "Here Soap! Here Water!"
2006-08-09 16:55:34 · 27 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA HA HA. I have never heard that one before. Yes, it is corny i guess, but I liked it. It was funny to me. ~
2006-08-09 17:15:31 · answer #1 · answered by pinneapple_418 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny joke indeed!This shows that the soap & water were more eager to have the dishes than the minister was eager to have the food.
2006-08-10 00:15:44 · answer #2 · answered by Shiny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute! Isn't that a weird name for a dog?
2006-08-10 00:26:14 · answer #3 · answered by buzzbait0u812 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahaha. Very clever.
2006-08-09 23:59:45 · answer #4 · answered by peace and love. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a corny joke
2006-08-10 13:52:02 · answer #5 · answered by HHH 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my next two puppies will be named 'soap and water'!
2006-08-11 19:15:24 · answer #6 · answered by dwh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
definitely going to steal that joke from you. Great JOKE!!!
: )
2006-08-10 00:01:16 · answer #7 · answered by tdm511 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats really unny, i like it very much.
Good Luck
2006-08-10 00:08:35 · answer #8 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
blichhhk lol very cute lol â¥
2006-08-10 00:16:50 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha i wasn't expecting it to be that good.
2006-08-10 00:00:04 · answer #10 · answered by Amilucky0707 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋