When you're out of toilet paper which is the better choice? The New or Old Testament?
2006-08-09 16:21:25 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Neither.
Cordially,
John
2006-08-09 16:26:12 · answer #1 · answered by John 6 · 5⤊ 3⤋
I hope you realize how rude that question is. If you truly do intend to waste the pages of the Good Book in that manner, I can only pray that you may read some of it as you are doing so. God loves you and wants nothing more than for you to love him in return.
I guess if I am truly going to answer that question as ridiculous as it is. Keeping in mind that I would never do either..I would have to say the Old testament. You should surely read the New Testament. Maybe if you had already, you wouldn't be asking this question.
God Bless you.
2006-08-09 23:34:40 · answer #2 · answered by 1yugpj 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well if you are having a dirrahea attack and you are on fire, best to read the New Testament for in there Jesus heals and makes it better, but if everything is fine then I suggest the Old Testament, so you can get fire from above through the wrath of God. Happy reading.
2006-08-09 23:27:08 · answer #3 · answered by pooh bear 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
New Testament
2006-08-09 23:35:59 · answer #4 · answered by Reuben Shlomo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not good enough. I'd take Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard, then the new testament, Then the Old one.
Come out of the closet, Tom.
2006-08-09 23:29:18 · answer #5 · answered by Sparkiplasma 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i'm not sure if you need to go to god when you are out of toilet paper... but whatever floats your boat. go to the old testament. it has a lot of stories so maybe it will have a story that relates to yours... good luck.
2006-08-09 23:29:40 · answer #6 · answered by musicfish93 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I do realize that by answering this I'm giving you exactly what you wanted when you created such a disrespectful question, a reaction. It sure is fun to rile Christians, isn't it? I'll bet it really feeds your superiority complex.
Neither. You evolved from monkeys, didn't you? Therefore I say follow tradition and don't bother wiping.
2006-08-10 00:46:53 · answer #7 · answered by DawnL 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
old testament. even most christians believe that the new testament fixed everything in the old. im all the way through genius my self....
2006-08-09 23:46:41 · answer #8 · answered by andy p 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Robert D,
Okay I'll play along.
If I absolutely had to, I think that the Song of Solomon would be the part I could do without the most.
2006-08-09 23:29:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
New testament, the old one has interesting yet barbaric, and illogical stories...
2006-08-09 23:26:01 · answer #10 · answered by John S 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's what ignorance breeds, persons as yourself, God says people like yourself, if you don't change are going to lay as manure on the surface of the earth. Have a nice day.
2006-08-09 23:29:47 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋