We were eating at a restaurant one night when my nephew Max saw a lady who lives in our town come into the restaurant. This lady is a lovely woman who teaches at one of the local schools. she happens to be a midget. Max had never seen a midget. All the grownups at the table were talking but I was watching him because I noticed he had seen her. He didn't know what to do and he kept cutting his eyes to the side looking at her without turning around, trying to be descrete, finally he noticed me watching him so he leaned over and said in what he thought was a low tone of voice(it wasn't) "Aunt Donna, don't look now, but ther is a PIDGET at that other table!" I nearly died laughing, she didn't hear him, he is seventeen now and we still tease him about the PIDGET.
2006-08-09 16:18:46 · 19 answers · asked by Only hell mama ever raised 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
My, cousin and I were talking about getting Cheddar peppers the other night when my five year old cousin started screaming Tara Tara i have had those before i like Cheddar peckers and he was serious about it and my cousin and i started laughing uncontrollably!!!
2006-08-09 16:30:54 · answer #1 · answered by Tara W 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My 5 year old was in the bathroom going #2. I asked her if she was done. She said that it wouldn't come out because it was scared. I told her to keep on trying. She said no mommy, it wants to stay in the dark and play some more. I had to walk out because I was laughing so hard. So about a week goes by and she's in the bathroom again at a restaurant and they are a bunch of people in there. I asked if she was done. She yells so everyone can hear. That it's scared and doesn't want to come out. It's playing in the dark. Needless to say, I got alot of looks when we walked out of the restroom.
2006-08-09 16:39:13 · answer #2 · answered by armywifeoftony 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of the first video games that I bought for my kids was called Bally Arcade. In many ways, it's better than the popular games kids play with today, (not the blood and guts games you have today). We had Pacman, Space Invaders, and many other nice games. The best was called Incredible Wizard (I think?).
I'm not sure if it had another name before Wizard, but I wish I could play that game again. We have the game, but it needs special connectors which are hard to get.
It had a very colorful screen, and as you gained points, eventually the wizard would appear with a spooky sound.
My daughter would call him the banana man, because he looked like a banana.
I used to tell her to get the banana man before he got away.
Then my son Paul would say..."I play, I Play! But it sounded like "I pray, I Pray!
I think Bally Arcade was the best.
2006-08-10 11:15:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My brother-in-law was trying to get everyone to fall for that stupid joke where if your hand is as big as your face then you've got cancer (insensitive, I know). My 4 year old nephew barely had his hand to his face when he said in a panic, "I've got it!"
Once when his dad was debating on whether to purchase something, my nephew (still 4) said, "Use your credit card and call collect- you'll save a buck or two!"
2006-08-09 18:48:32 · answer #4 · answered by elizabeth_ashley44 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The other day my daughter and 22 mo. old granddaughter Alieah and I went out to dinner at our favorite mex. food rest. My daughter asked Alieah what she wanted for dinner, and she firmly replied "soup" in a loud confident tone and then turned around to point at the table of people behind us and said "and those people over there", needless to say, she had both tables belly laughing.
2006-08-09 16:54:30 · answer #5 · answered by eaglezrainbow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One day I was in a store with my 6 year old nephew. He was complaining of being hungry. I said we just had dinner a lady overheard this and said I bet he is hungry for C A N D Y (SHE SPELLED IT) He looked at her and said(spelled it also) I am O U T of here.I guess she thought he couldn't spell
2006-08-09 16:46:53 · answer #6 · answered by bridget36 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't hear this one myself, but a good friend did. He was in checkout line at a supermarket with his five year old nephew. A very obese woman was directly in front of them. Her pager beeped and the nephew cried out in alarm, "Look out! Look out! She's going to back up!"
2006-08-09 16:54:01 · answer #7 · answered by beast 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when i took my two year daughter with me, to a store, she just starting to speak some words pretty good. so after i brought few juices and some food. Danielle was exciting so she scream bobsquare pant at this one guy who seem to dress like one.. i nearly fell and try not to laugh but got to admit there are some strange thing and child would know it.
2006-08-09 16:27:15 · answer #8 · answered by toby_beeman 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My 5 year old wanted to buy me a present for mothers day, and she had a fund faiser at school she asked me for 5.00 so she could buy something., since she cant read that well yet, she ended up giving me a key chain that said # 1 BROTHER, HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, I'll neve take it off my keys.
2006-08-09 16:25:11 · answer #9 · answered by peacfulwar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My son 4 at the time loved ham and after much thought announced I know where ham comes from hamsters.
2006-08-09 16:27:57 · answer #10 · answered by Brimo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋