For all you "God/Allah" believers: Read if you dare... and become converted. Wanna?

Question

I want to ask you Christians and Muslims a question: When you first came into the world, what did you feel? Your mother's love and warmth. As you were growing up... who disciplined you? Your mother! All these signs lean towards a MATRIARCHAL society. A MATRIARCHAL nature. We, as humans, are MATRIARCHAL! "What happened?" you ask? Religions such as Islam and Christianity are to blame. They caused an influx and an imbalance of human nature. Our Lordess and saviour, the Great Oprah Winfrey, is the true candidate for world and spiritual leader. She has helped more than Allah and God combined! She can bestow us with cars, cashmere tops, free recipes... and much more. I honestly believe she created the Universe. Holy scripts from all over the world speak of the great Oprah. She is an immortal being that has witnessed humanity's growth and downfall.

I ask of you, please give Oprahism a chance. Visit www.oprah.com. Get a copy of "O" magazine at your local grocery store. She has changed my life. She will change yours. Her prophecies are all coming true. Her warnings of nuclear winter are sadly becoming a reality. In 1977, she warned us that North Korea would have the technology to create weapons of mass destruction. She warned us of the third Anti-Oprah. Please, take this seriously, and embrace Oprahism. Matriachalism. The Truth. Who will you turn to when the time comes? Do you honestly think that these pagan "Gods" (I use this term loosely) will help you? There is no God. Only Goddess.

I sincerely urge you to learn more about Oprahism. She can change your life. May Oprah be with you. Goddess bless.

Answer 1

Sorry, but I am firm in my commitment to Madonnaism.

Answer 2

Are you serious.I am not one of those who give smart a** remarks.So please, this is just my personality.To take Oprah as your GOD is no different from christians taking jesus as GOD.I personally take allah as my lord.But I have a question.Did oprah create herself?The existance of that glorious thing you call the universe when you look up in the sky was not created by her, jesus, nor any man or woman.But they including myself was created.She simply was manifested like anything else that was created.Like how a caterpiller turns into a beautifll butterfly.I know Oprah did not create that situation nor allowed it to happen.Nor did jesus.It is a misconception that jesus is allah by most.This is far from the fact.Everybody questions if GOD exists.Whether known or not.That is HIM/SHE/IT calling.But most won't answer or just give some bogus excuse and praise what the next man praises.If allah does not exist, then most of mankind answers my question when they say HE/SHE/IT does not exist.I worship THE MOST HIGH that does not exist.While most worship and praise only waht they know exists.Like the all mighty dollar.Like Jesus.And you can not judge all muslims by what you see on TV.Just like I can not judge all christians by what I read some say on this site.Not all muslims are the same as it is the very truth not all those who follow jesus are the same.It is not right to judge at all, but how can I not when it effects where I am today.I give thought.But it is not to the likings of the next man or woman.I agree with some christians on certain topics and I can disagree.This goes for muslims the same.I have NO GOD BUT GOD.Take it how you want.PEACE!

Answer 3

This is probably the most blasphemous thing I've heard all week. "She has helped more than Allah and God combined!" How could you say that? Then you go on to say, "She can bestow us with cars, cashmere tops, free recipes.." these are all materialistic items. When you die all of you material items are left behind and all you have left is what's inside. I believe that God helps us to build whats inside of us to make us better human beings influencing others around us, not with materialistic bull crap that you don't actually need. I really hope this is a joke, for your sake.

Answer 4

I did not read it because it was too long to bother with.

But your pic is hot.. Wanta date a few times?

Ok because you are hot I did go back and read your statments. I have to admit I agree with Oprah being more of a god then any of the rest and she has not caused any deaths. She has done no bad and she is the all knowing Oprah.

So how about that date now? I'm a believer.. lol

Answer 5

what!, i maybe 15 years old but i'm not stupid to believe one human being (oprah ) made the universe, open yours eyes and see ,are you worshiping for allah or for oprah?oh and by the way allah means god.
if she does good deeds doesn't been she is a creater of the universe, don't you wonder who created her? she has never helped you as much as allah did because he build your life , he helped your mother take care of you . oprah didn't do that did she?, if she was god and you asked her when will i die ? omg the woman doesn't know when she dies and your comparing her with allah ..... you should be a shamed of yourself.
Good mother should discipline you so you can learn form your mistakes , so you can know between good and bad ,our mothers are here to guide us . so you should at least show the most respect she truly desevers.
oh yeah can i ask you a question ? if oprah was god or something what do you call her husband and children if she has one???.

Answer 6

what is the dfference between worshipping Oprah or materialism?
Actually Dad's also contributed their love to their offspring, plus did some disciplining. So does Oprah, tell you to honour your father and mother, so that your days will be long in the land the Lord your God giveth you?

Answer 7

NO> are you seriously worshipping Oprah. She is just a really rich woman that tricks people thus making her more rich. Satan gives people wordly treasures which will soon pass away, but God can give you a treasure that will last forever, eternal life> Pray to Jesus and see your life change. Money won't make you happy only Jesus can, because he is lord and savior!!

Answer 8

Nope really funny but u cannot compare a person to the god almighty. Im christian and not to be rude or nothing but ur misguided and Jesus is the real savior not oprah. God watches over us and he gives us life and just by you being able to wake up in the morning it should be enough to give god thanks for letting you see and live another day! Oprah is just a regular person that has fame and is very nice, and likes to help people out but she cannot do what god does for us.

Answer 9

I love God,and loathe Oprah. She is a fraud. She did not buy those cars. General Motors did for publicity. She cannot bestow you with eternal life. You are so screwed up.

Answer 10

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Answer 11

Hehe, you're funny!
Matter o' fact, the great Iroquois Nation was matriarchal based. The women owned everything.
I just cannot stand Oprah.