2006-08-09 15:15:09 · 30 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well why don't you feed the poor dears? I'm calling the ASPCZ.
2006-08-10 12:04:38 · answer #1 · answered by Alice Chaos 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor thing... I means the Zombie.
Fancy eating such low diet food.
Did you feed ur zombie well???
I would suggst instead of sending them to school, couldn't you just be nice to them and feed them rich wholesome food.?
Is a wonder, why they eat your neighbour's brain. Yucks.
I fed my zombie wholesome man juice. Is a better protein and much easy to digest.
Is liquid diet, man. Is better than Akins diet or a skin diet.
My zombie have rich furry hairs and beautiful eyes.
I will them brush them well to give them a good shine.
Be good to ya zombie.
2006-08-09 15:23:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes their is help for your zombies! Dracula just started a training school at the old mansion down the street that use to be owned by the munsters. Its only cost 534000 million dollars per zombie! Steep yes- but well worth it!
2006-08-09 15:18:01 · answer #3 · answered by cats4ever2k1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the only shown protection against zombie attack is an clever early warning gadget. superb thank you to maintain a zombie away is to apply a 12 gauge shotgun. in case of zombie apocalypse, that's cautioned you be properly provided with shells. i desire to propose an outstanding sharp machete besides. save the garlic for pizza.
2016-10-01 21:13:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but it's over priced and all they'll tell you in the end is "buy a flame thrower." Seriously, that's all you need. Yell "BAD ZOMBIE!!!" then shoot at it with the flame thrower. Aim for the legs if you intend to keep it alive as a pet, if you don't aim for the head.
2006-08-09 16:58:44 · answer #5 · answered by Silver Snake 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your neighbors deserve to have their brains eaten, why do new ones keep moving in given the history.
2006-08-09 15:18:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, "Zombies-R-Us" it does great care for them when your away..and they even have things they sell to keep them in the yard on those bad obedience times :)
2006-08-09 15:20:19 · answer #7 · answered by lifeskills13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but I've heard chaining them up does wonders. And blowing high pitched whistles, or using water bottles when they do something they're not supposed to, like chewing somebody's leg.
2006-08-09 15:19:29 · answer #8 · answered by Nuwanda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, send them to my Taekwondo instructors house of pain! Either that or send them here and I'll whack 'em on the butt.
2006-08-09 15:17:19 · answer #9 · answered by Mommymonster 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i had the same problem so i just chained them up and beat them with a stick untill they stoped going on 7 days now
2006-08-09 17:05:57 · answer #10 · answered by God_Father 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I usually try to keep mine on shackles/chains - it keeps the neighborhood a little more quiet. LOL
2006-08-09 15:17:57 · answer #11 · answered by Tammy O 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋