2006-08-09 14:31:41 · 57 answers · asked by yazcir 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yeah..
Mother in law
Woman Hitler
Twelve plus one
Eleven plus two
i have others somewhere in my questions that i posted so... happy hunting ♥
2006-08-09 14:40:04 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
More of "such" words:-
Dormitory: Dirty Room
Schoolmaster: The classroom
Elvis: Lives
Clint Eastwood: Old West Action
Western Union: No Wire Unsent
The Country Side: No City Dust Here
Desperation: A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code: Here Come Dots
Slot Machines: Cash Lost in'em
Conversation: Voices Rant On
Heavy Rain: Hire a Navy
Tom Cruise: So I'm Cuter
Mother-in-law: Woman Hitler
Funeral: Real Fun
Snooze Alarms: Alas! No More Z's
A Decimal Point: I'm a Dot in Place
Statue of Liberty: Built to Stay Free
Eleven plus two: Twelve plus one
Mel Gibson: Bong Smile
David Letterman: Nerd Amid Late TV
Howard Stern: Retard Shown
Debit card: Bad Credit
Jennifer Aniston - fine in torn jeans
Charles Bronson - "Has nobler scorn"
(he kills at least 1 person in each of his movies)
Dennis Rodman: Odd in manners
Dennis Rodman = Demon Innard
Adam Sandler: Darn Sad Male
Michael Jordan - major held icon
Drew Carey = Carry Weed
Paris Hilton – Hairpin Slot
Charles Manson- Harmless Canon
Princess Diana = end is a car spin
Elizabeth the First - zebra teeth are filth
T.S. Eliot - toilets
Bill Gates: gets a bill
Alec Guinness: genuine class
President Clinton of the USA: To Copulate he finds interns
United States=Studies at Ten
Sears Tower: Worst Rates
Universal Studios: Industrious slave
Plymouth Rock: Holy muck port
The Great Wall of China: Altogether, chain flaw
Microsoft's Internet Explorer: Complexities front ten errors
Information Superhighway: A Rough Whimper of Insanity
Los Angeles: Legal noses
Australia - Ultra Asia
UNITED STATES HISTORY = DATES UNITE THIS STORY
Houston = hot on us
the public art galleries: large picture halls, I bet
a stick of chewing gum: thing of magic we suck
DRINKING=DRINK GIN
MARTINI=RAM IT IN
Late night Chinese food party: Heating the crispy noodle fat
Fried noodles: Defines drool
The Two Towers: throw wet toes
Harry Potter: Hyper Rot Rat
The Matrix - THAT MIXER
Margaret Thatcher - That great charmer
Austin Powers = power us satin
Unforgiven: Fun over gin
Gunfight at the OK Corral: Choking grateful throat
Broken Arrow: A born worker
Escape from Alcatraz: Crap frozen in lame cast
Saturday night fever: Dirty after shave gun
The parallax view: Raw laxative help
Last man standing: Damm satan glints
United states of America: aim it at us, confederates
United States of America: Aim at Confederate Suits
Hillary Clinton - "Richly, ill, no tan"
Hillary Clinton: Only I can thrill
George Dubya - You're Bad Egg
President Bush - Burnished Pest
President W - Newest Drip
George Bush: He bugs Gore
George Bush: Shoe Bugger
George W. bush: where bugs go
Dick Cheney - Needy Chick
PRESIDENT SADDAM HUSSEIN = DISPENSED HUMAN DISASTER
Saddam Hussein: Demands of sushi
Saddam Hussein: Sad, Minus Heads
Saddam: Maddass
Saddam Hussain: Humans sad side
John Kerry = Horny Jerk
Ronald Wilson Reagan: Insane Anglo Warlord
Vice President Al Gore: Prerogatives Decline
Mister Newt Gingrich: Nice right wing monster
Tony Blair PM: I'm tory plan B
Liberal Democrats: Creditable morals
The Republican Party: Breach planet purity
Osama Bin Laden: I be so damn anal
Osama Bin Laden: Mean as bad lion
Osama Bin Laden: A mean sand boil
Osama Bin Laden: An Islam bad one
Osama Bin Laden: A nomad be slain
Osama Bin Laden: Anal media snob.
Osama Bin Laden: Am a bold insane.
Osama Bin Laden: An SOB led mania.
Osama Bin Laden: A damn alien SOB.
Osama Bin Laden: A man, an SOB lied.
Kill Osama: Slim Koala
Christina Aguilera = Ugly Satanic Hair
Christina Aguilera: Unrealistic Air Hag
Lynard Skynard - "Sly, randy, drank"
Bing Crosby - "sobbing cry" (what his son did after he beat him)
Linkin park = rap ink link
Sheryl crow = her slow cry
missy Elliot = is silly to em
Sublime = bums lie
Spice Girls = Pig Slices
The Spice Girls: Crises Get Help
Beyonce Knowles - cowboy knee lens
Mandy Moore: Dreamy Moon
Britney Spears: Retypes Brains
Britney Spears Album - Presumably Bra in set
Michael Jackson: he can mock jails
Marilyn Manson- man, only in mars
Nothing compares to you: Hey, I'm not a poetry song
My heart will go on: Oily anthem growl
If I could turn back time: Doubtful I'm a nice track
Another day in paridise: Oh dear, insanity parade
Tainted Love: Violent date
The Simpson’s - Oh! Miss-spent
Three's Company = HePaysRent.com
The Brady Bunch = Chubby hat nerd
The Simpson's: Mesh Pistols
The Simpson’s = men’s hot piss
Buffy the vampire slayer: feverishly repay fat bum
Oprah winfrey = horrify, we nap
Will and Grace: Crawling Deal
The Addams Family: My dismal fathead
All in the family: Finally the mail
Doogie Howser MD: Gosh, weirdo mode
The golden girls: Still hog gender
Grace under fire: Fine career dung
Timon and Pumba: Dumb Patio Mann
2006-08-16 17:35:37 · answer #2 · answered by ding d 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude you know all of life is an anagram and YOU ROCK!!!!! Thank yo ufor that one, I am sioooooo laughing! What can yo udo with this one: antidisestablishmentarianism ~ now THERE is a word however your point is well taken......lol
2006-08-17 14:09:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kids at school should have some fun with that 1...lol
2006-08-15 12:16:25 · answer #4 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it is...
Its all so funny ...
1. AUDIT = All U Do Is Tick
2. Good accountants make good lovers because they are good at 'figures'
2006-08-15 06:23:41 · answer #5 · answered by easyboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they cheat us into do all the work for them see teachers are really from another planet and they are working on a screat project that will destroy us but first they are takiing our minds and using
now can i have 10 pt.
plz???????????
2006-08-16 14:28:19 · answer #6 · answered by amanda_cadet_angel 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
So do you think teachers are cheating us out of education?
2006-08-16 08:59:35 · answer #7 · answered by GuitarChicka 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Verrrryyyyyy..... Interesting.....
2006-08-15 16:12:00 · answer #8 · answered by Magic One 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The fact that you can recognize that means some teacher did their job.
(oh,and you spelled rearrange wrong.)
2006-08-09 14:41:09 · answer #9 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pretty cool. I never noticed that. Ironic.
2006-08-09 14:36:16 · answer #10 · answered by !{¤©¤}! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you know that the collective noun for headmasters is a "Lack"
as in ... :"A Lack of Principles" .....
2006-08-17 01:54:46 · answer #11 · answered by Smotter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋