where I can get that list of states and capitals with the witty mneumonics? nude hampster on a concord. etc..

Question

I learned of them in elementary school and I was hoping to find em again.

Answer 1

New England States
The Heart Ford will connect a cut!!! Hartford, Connecticut

A gust of wind on Main Street!!! Augusta, Maine

Box town surrounds a Massive Chess Set! Boston, Massachusetts

The Concorde is being flown by a nude Hamster!! Concord, New Hampshire

A prophet dance on a road island!!! Providence, Rhode Island

A mountain peeler varmint!!!! Montpelier, Vermont



Mid Atlantic States


A dove over the Deli war! Dover, Delaware

A nap police in Mary land!!! Annapolis, Maryland

Train 10 brings new jerseys!!! Trenton, New Jersey

An owl and a bunny on a new yak!! Albany, New York

A hairy bird on the pencil vane!!! Harrisburg, Pennsylvania



The South East Upper States


Charred stones cooked by a wasteful genie. Charleston, West Virginia

A fur genie grants the wishes of a rich man. Richmond, Virginia

A frank fort protects a canned turkey. Frankfort, Kentucky

Sharks gnash veal by the tent of the sea. Nashville, Tennessee

At the rally the Norse carrots line up. Raleigh, North Carolina

In a cold lumber yard sow carriers line up. Columbia, South Carolina



The South East Lower States
A little that an ark can saw. Little Rock, Arkansas
The jack’s son misses a sip of tea. Jackson, Mississippi

A mountain of gum hold’s Ali Baba’s treasure. Montgomery, Alabama

The batting roach loses an inning. Baton Rouge, Louisiana

A taller Lassie is on a floor of dots. Tallahassee, Florida





Funny Phrases for the Mid west States!!!

Great Lake States

Ohio – Columbus said “Oh a High O”

Indiana- Indian apples take the peace pipe from the Indian ant

Illinois- In the spring field you will hear ill noises

Michigan – A lamb singing is missing a gun

Wisconsin – Medicine whips the con’s son

Minnesota – Saint Paul walked by many sodas

Don’t forget you need to know the names of the GREAT LAKES in this region - Erie, Michigan, Huron and Superior.





Plains States
North Dakota – Bees mark the numbers for the Norse Duck quota

South Dakota – Pierre the Pear uses a sow (pig) decoder

Nebraska – Lincoln bets a new brass key

Kansas – A toe peeking around cans of S’s

Iowa – After all day mowing he thinks, “I owe a fine.”

Missouri – Chef’s son sitting in misery



The Southwest
Arizona – The phoenix (Phoenix) rises through the Arrow zone

New Mexico –Santa’s face (Santa Fe) on a new maxi Coke

Oklahoma – Okra’s home is sitting (Oklahoma City)

Texas- A big oil stain (Austin) from leaking taxis





Mountain States
Montana – A heel in a (Helena) man tanning.

Colorado – A rich lion has a den of fur (Denver) and a collar Radio.

Idaho – Boys (Boise) will eat a hoe.

Nevada – A car’s son is sitting and can have no Vodka.

Utah – A salt lake city has on its outskirts a U that is tall



Pacific States
Alaska- If she has a jewel nose (Juneau) I’ll ask her

Washington – At the Olympics (Olympia) wash a ton

Oregon- The sailor’s (Salem) oar is gone

Hawaii – Honey loop loops (Honolulu) are on the Highway E

California – With a sack of mementos (Sacramento), the cow will phone you

Answer 2

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